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Pubic Dismay

The awful feeling a man experiences when he slides his hand down a young woman's panties, only to find that she shaves/waxes her pubic area. This effect only applies to a small number of American men (aprox 1-2%)who enjoy a nice full bush over the generic standard of a shorn beaver.
I had the worst case of pubic dismay on Friday night when I took that pig home. Her attempts to be sexy for me were ruined when I felt her brillo pad pussy.
by tactrash May 2, 2008
mugGet the Pubic Dismaymug.

Pubic safety

A phrase which can be used to refer to college public safety/campus police forces. The phrase highlights the common ineptitude found amongst the campus gestapo.
Pubic safety caught me drinking in my dorm again!
by HarlanSanders September 16, 2010
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pubic hair

the most flamible part of a human body. Why do u think red heads are frotches (fire crotch)?
Eww, some one left pubic hair in my soup.
by David smells April 5, 2003
mugGet the pubic hairmug.

pubic bears

Pubic Bears - noun.

1) wild bears, found most prominently in the wild, bushy pubic hair of young atention whores

2) the McDonalds ty Teenie Beanie Bears given free with happy meals
1) Free the pubic bears, Rachael

2) i got Yassie, The Yellow Pubic Bear!!!
by Sister Pheonyx Takeshi October 7, 2005
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pubic hair

Hair that grows in your pubic area and your
armpits. It's also the main reason many people are itchy down there or have pubic lice. The only solution is to get a Brazilian Wax.
When Jake saw Anna's pubic hair, he suggested she should get a Brazilian Wax.
by Lazer81095 March 19, 2009
mugGet the pubic hairmug.

Pubic Energy

While intercourse the energy is so massive that it causes the pubic hairs on your body to stand up in a wonderful burst of energy and joy!! and you are able to fuck the shit out of your partner =)
OHhhh BABY your giving me amazing PUBIC ENERGY right now!!!!
by Fasal Ahad November 10, 2006
mugGet the Pubic Energymug.

PUBIC BONE

A cleanly shaven minge
"I had a good gnaw on her pubic bone last night!"
by Galoot of the Grove June 22, 2004
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