The awful feeling a man experiences when he slides his hand down a young woman's panties, only to find that she shaves/waxes her pubic area. This effect only applies to a small number of American men (aprox 1-2%)who enjoy a nice full bush over the generic standard of a shorn beaver.
I had the worst case of pubic dismay on Friday night when I took that pig home. Her attempts to be sexy for me were ruined when I felt her brillo pad pussy.
by tactrash May 2, 2008

A phrase which can be used to refer to college public safety/campus police forces. The phrase highlights the common ineptitude found amongst the campus gestapo.
by HarlanSanders September 16, 2010

by David smells April 5, 2003

Pubic Bears - noun.
1) wild bears, found most prominently in the wild, bushy pubic hair of young atention whores
2) the McDonalds ty Teenie Beanie Bears given free with happy meals
1) wild bears, found most prominently in the wild, bushy pubic hair of young atention whores
2) the McDonalds ty Teenie Beanie Bears given free with happy meals
by Sister Pheonyx Takeshi October 7, 2005

Hair that grows in your pubic area and your
armpits. It's also the main reason many people are itchy down there or have pubic lice. The only solution is to get a Brazilian Wax.
armpits. It's also the main reason many people are itchy down there or have pubic lice. The only solution is to get a Brazilian Wax.
by Lazer81095 March 19, 2009

While intercourse the energy is so massive that it causes the pubic hairs on your body to stand up in a wonderful burst of energy and joy!! and you are able to fuck the shit out of your partner =)
by Fasal Ahad November 10, 2006

by Galoot of the Grove June 22, 2004
