n. 1. (literally) A person who takes the drug provigil in order to stay up all night fighting crime and meting out justice. 2. (slang) Someone who takes the drug Provigil to stay up all night partying.
Adv. Used with the verb to go, as in: "go provigilante"
Adv. Used with the verb to go, as in: "go provigilante"
(literal) I popped a modafinil last night so I could finally catch that serial mailbox vandal in our neighborhood and go all provigilante on his ass.
(slang) Dude, Saturday night I went provigilante and downed 12 shots at Ricky's.
(slang) Dude, Saturday night I went provigilante and downed 12 shots at Ricky's.
by thyrezine October 1, 2009
Get the provigilante mug.1. An umbrella term used in many Telecom companies that covers the process of adding a new service or expanding an existing service.
2. A catchy term that clueless sales guys use to refer to the deployment of complicated services when talking with their even-more-clueless customers. Engineers sometimes use this term will sales guys and customers as well, to avoid the confusion caused by explaining the technical nature of their work.
2. A catchy term that clueless sales guys use to refer to the deployment of complicated services when talking with their even-more-clueless customers. Engineers sometimes use this term will sales guys and customers as well, to avoid the confusion caused by explaining the technical nature of their work.
Example 1
You: "I ordered this internet circuit three months ago; where the hell is it?"
Internet Service Provider: "Oh, it appears there was an error in the provisioning process and that circuit was dropped to Alabama instead of New York.
You: "FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU..."
Example 2
Customer: "When is our internets and servers and things going to be up and running?
Sales douche: "Well sir, our engineers are almost done provisioning these items for you. Isn't that right, engineer?"
Engineer: "FML... Yes, I will be 'provisioning' your entire IT infrastructure by the end of the week, like our sales guy promised on my behalf."
Customer: "That word sounded fancy and not too technical! I feel better now."
You: "I ordered this internet circuit three months ago; where the hell is it?"
Internet Service Provider: "Oh, it appears there was an error in the provisioning process and that circuit was dropped to Alabama instead of New York.
You: "FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU..."
Example 2
Customer: "When is our internets and servers and things going to be up and running?
Sales douche: "Well sir, our engineers are almost done provisioning these items for you. Isn't that right, engineer?"
Engineer: "FML... Yes, I will be 'provisioning' your entire IT infrastructure by the end of the week, like our sales guy promised on my behalf."
Customer: "That word sounded fancy and not too technical! I feel better now."
by d3athp3nguin July 11, 2011
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A under rated city, the next thing to pop in Hip Hop. Providence a city filled with mostly Dominicans, Puerto Ricans, and African Americans that are just trying to get by.
A small city with the population about a 200,000 with very high crime rate.
Providence is the only city in Rhode Island with diversity, you will see very little white people.
Providence is divided into 3 sides South Side, West Side, and East Side.
Providence has many haters, probaly because they got their shit ran by someone from there, or there ass kicked.
A small city with the population about a 200,000 with very high crime rate.
Providence is the only city in Rhode Island with diversity, you will see very little white people.
Providence is divided into 3 sides South Side, West Side, and East Side.
Providence has many haters, probaly because they got their shit ran by someone from there, or there ass kicked.
*A white family in mini-van drives through Providence*
Billy- Mom im scared.
Mom- Don't worry Billy we will be fine if you dont look at no one stright in the eye. * Locks doors, and puts up windows*
Loud rap music in background
Billy- Mom that music isn't Hillary Duff.
Mom- Yes, I know its Providence music.
Billy- Providence Music?
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Masshole- Where you from?
Providence Nigga- Im from providence?
Masshole- Ahaha fuck providence shit is wack.
Providence Nigga- *Pulls out .357 Slug and puts it in his mouth* What nigga, keep talking shit I'll blow your fucking head off, if you ever talk shit bout Providence.
Masshole- Im sorry, Im sorry.
Providence Nigga- Fuck it *Pulls Triger*
Billy- Mom im scared.
Mom- Don't worry Billy we will be fine if you dont look at no one stright in the eye. * Locks doors, and puts up windows*
Loud rap music in background
Billy- Mom that music isn't Hillary Duff.
Mom- Yes, I know its Providence music.
Billy- Providence Music?
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Masshole- Where you from?
Providence Nigga- Im from providence?
Masshole- Ahaha fuck providence shit is wack.
Providence Nigga- *Pulls out .357 Slug and puts it in his mouth* What nigga, keep talking shit I'll blow your fucking head off, if you ever talk shit bout Providence.
Masshole- Im sorry, Im sorry.
Providence Nigga- Fuck it *Pulls Triger*
by ProvFinest1589 August 25, 2005
Get the Providence mug.A guy who dresses smart, will pay for the drinks and will smoke nothing but a quality sigar. Always has a light scent of money on him but normally covers that up with expensive cologne. He will walk into a party with a tailored suit on and will leave with a stunning sexy lady under each arm. Knows how to seduce ladies and ladies know they want to be seduced by him. Looks so good men will call him gay, ladies will call him the one. Stands out in a room and is always looking proud, quite rightly too.
Sexy model: Wow look at him.
Sexy model 2: Wow he stands out in that suit, looks so handsome, I know who Im leaving with tonight.
Sexy model: Yeah he's really prominent, I bet he'll buy me a drink.
Sexy model 2: I think I can smell his money from here.
Sexy model: He's amazing.
Sexy model 2: Wow he stands out in that suit, looks so handsome, I know who Im leaving with tonight.
Sexy model: Yeah he's really prominent, I bet he'll buy me a drink.
Sexy model 2: I think I can smell his money from here.
Sexy model: He's amazing.
by pdsc October 13, 2013
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by krhg37 November 8, 2010
Get the Provided mug.When a super hot guy like a "Tony" gives it to a really hot chick like a "Katina" in the ass, over and over as if he is searching for something
by Bebba the alien August 20, 2011
Get the Anal Probing mug.Guy 1: Are you going to bring provisions?
Guy 2: Yes I'm meeting my guy in the Taco Bell parking lot in a hour.
Guy 2: Yes I'm meeting my guy in the Taco Bell parking lot in a hour.
by shady2ton August 15, 2007
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