Acid Poop

A shit so painful it feels like acid is coming out of your ass.

Bob: I ate some undercooked chicken today and have taken about four shits in the last hour. It burned like hell.

Tim: Sounds like you have Acid Poop bro.

by Big Booty Bitches and Titties September 1, 2013

imminent poop to poot ratio

A formal ratio calculated that measures gaseous emissions at varying phases of needing to take a shit, postulating that the more imminent the turd, the higher the volume and rate of concurrent farting.

My father explained that during the process of the massive turd being passed, his lab assistant calculated the “imminent poop to poot ratio” and concluded that the ratio obtained had in fact accurately predicted both the proximity of the exiting turd to the rectum as well as estimating its unorthodox, gargantuan size, by measuring the flatus emitted.

by Dr Bunnygirl September 12, 2019

keyboard poop

The product of writing nonsense to post online due to keyboard diarrhea!

Most of these posts are just keyboard poop!

by I, Wreckerrr March 19, 2021

3:20 Poop Time

The time most frequently associated with using the bathroom, specifically a poop. With school ending at 3:00pm, and after school sports beginning at 3:30, 3:20 becomes the perfect balance between dressing out and doing your business with just enough time to make It to practice. Similar to 4:20, the phrase was coined after a group of friends realized that everyday before track practice, they all took a poop at the similar time of 3:20.

Chris: Hey, Logan. Ready for track practice this afternoon?

Logan: Hell yea! I have been holding in this monster shit all day though man. I'm gonna have to stop and make a quick 3:20 poop time before practice.

Chris: I feel ya man. I will cya there!

by Frost,L March 8, 2014

Real nigga poop

When a young nigga stay in his lane and poop like a real one 💯

Ill brb, I gotta take a real nigga poop 💯💯

by Lilniggafert April 7, 2020

poop kink

When you have a feces fetish

"Listen, guys... I gotta tell you something."
"What is it, Noah?"

"I have a poop kink."
*everybody covers their butts and runs away in pure terror*

by Noah Has A Poop Kink March 1, 2015

Sodexo Poop

The act of having to use the nearest bathroom at least 5 minutes or so after eating food at one's college made by the Sodexo company.

"Wow! I just got back to my dorm from lunch 5 minutes ago, and I have to take a massive sodexo poop!"

or

"Holy Shit, I'm glad they served that lasagna breakfast burrito from three days ago! Now I have to destroy the toilet with my sodexo poop"

by Uncle Jacob September 12, 2009