Professional Wrestler

Percieved as "gay" or "fags" by most mouth breathing 'tough guys'. Actually they are single handedly most talented/ badass people on earth. Unless it's Ultimate Warrior. Fuck that guy.
The professional wrestler shit kicked his ex-girlfriends new boyfriend, finishing him off with a diving elbow alà Randy Savage style.
by MeatYogurt March 22, 2015
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Professional Jew

Someone working within Jewish leadership, either at a Synagogue or Jewish Agency/Organization. One does not have to be Jewish to be a professional Jew.
My job as Cultural Arts director at the Jewish Community Center, makes me a professional Jew.
by Marty the Goy April 29, 2006
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Professional Retard

Someone who is a retard and very good at it. Usually gets paid for it.
by Steaver370 September 22, 2004
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PROFESSIONAL SHITEATING

When a SHITEATER finds a partner who has no inhibitions to SHIT EVENTUALLY.

Most exhibitionistic SHITEATERS who are on REAL TIME .

A real FLIP FUCK.
Finding a PROFESSIONAL SHITEATING person is half the battle.

As I can perform PROFESSIONAL SHITEATING as being a SMELLY HOMOSEXUAL as I have no choice on how they choose to exhibit me.

I was FUCKING JOHN real good and he gave me a real FLIP FUCKING putting his ASSHOLE INTO my mouth making me perform PROFESSIONAL SHITEATING.
by AUTOMATIC LEVEL RECOGNITION April 13, 2021
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professional wank

Having a wank over someone’s LinkedIn profile.
LinkedIn recruiter: Hi! I came across your profile and thought you’d be great for this role.

Me: Please don’t have a professional wank over me
by antlizard March 01, 2021
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Professional Help

A euphemism for mental health services, implying that mental health services are shameful and should be kept a secret. Also, in a country like the United States, which values the physically active, the tangible, metrics, and all and only that which can be seen and measured, the legitimacy of a group of professionals who sit on their butts all day listening to people bitch and moan has to be questioned.
-Did you hear about Mike? He's all kinds of messed up since getting out of the service: homeless, drugs and alcohol, divorced, all that.
-Yeah, I feel bad cause bro got hit by shrapnel. Still, I think maybe he needs professional help.
-... ... ... So, you gonna tell him he needs professional help?
-Hell no.
-Yeah, hell no...
-Maybe give him some space, right?
-Yeah, he's got is war buddies, right? Maybe he's turned into some kinda psycho.
-Yeah, let's just give him some space, bro. It's cool. He'll be fine.
-Yeah.
-Yeah.
by KeepItSweet November 17, 2022
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YouTube Professional

This refers to a person, typically a middle school or high school kid, who is so completely jaded from watching the most extreme sports stunts and best tricks of pro riders - on YouTube all the time ( e.g. bmx, skateboarding, scooters that he walks around in his daily life thinking everybody who can’t do all those tricks suck. The “YouTube Pro” is often at the skatepark mocking people about how bad they are, saying things like: “He can’t even do a back flip” .....when the sad truth is- the YouTube Pro can’t do ANY tricks at all, and rarely does he even try to. He has just become delusional of his own reality and thinks he is on a higher pro level now because of all those videos he has watched.
Jerry is at the skatepark and sees somebody trying to learn 360’s . Jerry starts talking about how doing quad backflip 360s is the new normal and proceeds to laughs at that person “just trying 3s” .... Jerry sure has become a YouTube Professional now
by SirWonky January 08, 2018
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