Procrastibate

When a man or woman edges for an extended period of time before realizing they have run out of time and will not be able to finish masturbating.

I procrastibated so much last night that I didn't even get a chance to cum before my wife woke up!

by Dead Magikarp May 9, 2020

Procrastibation

Adverb. Definition= to put off work with self pleasure, known as masturbation.

"The boys reckon Procrastibation is the best way to avoid schoolwork"

"I procrastibated on the weekend to avoid school work"

by card declined at rehab smh October 13, 2020

procrastinatoobing

watching internet videos as an avoidance behavior

My taxes are due tomorrow, but I've been procrastinatoobing all evening.

by thecasualnamer May 9, 2021

procrastinater

A bitch that does not give two flying fucks about a task assigned or given by someone or themselves anytime of day or night PERRRRIOD------> .

Perra <----Spanish be acting like a full on procrastinater even though she keep saying she busy, tf wrong with her?

by Star Lewis August 18, 2021

Procrastibated

To masturbate instead of work

Tanner procrastibated In the parking lot

by Notme47 March 29, 2022

profrastinator

some one that is a professional procrastinator

When it comes to delaying tasks until the eleventh hour, nobody excels quite like Jimmy. He's a true expert and profrastinator,the top of his field at putting things off."

by Punkrockcliche July 20, 2023

Procrastinatous

Living every day in an excess or continuos state of stress and pressure of time running out , self induced highly intense situational deadlines ,

That girl is procrastinatous and it’s hard to watch TV

by anonymous December 7, 2023