procautionary

Procautionary means to be careful at what you are doing saying it just means to be careful at everything 🕎

Look u have to be procautionary at things you do sometimes

by anonymous December 19, 2020

Procatstinating

When you’re working on a task, but your pet cat keeps interrupting you for attention, love, food, etc. and you’re more than willing to give the lil’ bugger more attention, love, food, etc. and forego the aforementioned task.

“Dang, I really need to finish this grading, but I keep procatstinating with Felix. He’s literally jumping on my laptop!”

by AlleyCat858 February 15, 2021

procrapstinating

When you are sitting on the turlet, offloading a dump for about an hour instead of doing your work.

See Procrapstinate

Wyatt was supposed to be working but instead, he's in the shitter, procrapstinating.

by Darkling Toddles June 23, 2021

Procrapstinate

When you should be doing something else but instead you're sitting on the toilet and both legs are asleep.

Wyatt should've been working, but he would procrapstinate instead.

by Darkling Toddles June 23, 2021

Prolapse

When owen fingers his bum his arse collapses outwards forming a wall of flash looking mf that comes to eat your soul

Hey nigga look at my prolapse

by Noggabou August 2, 2021

ProCrapstination

Procrapstination is when you have shitty excuses for why your delaying things. Like u have cleaned all the house but one room. Saying you don’t know where to start. …. When u should just grab the crap and move it out and start over. Like u did in all the other rooms. Or I have 5,000$ but I can’t pay u the 100$ because I have to live within my means of what I get paid weekly and u need to wait til next week when I get paid. Procrapstination The art of giving people lots of bs excuses. In order to prolong why u have not done something.

Mom. You have procrapstination, your willing to do other things but not willing to do the same thing over there.

Hey Denise you need to apply for a another job so u can keep ur car. I don’t have time. Or I haven’t done it yet or I haven’t asked others for help. But u will lose ur car and won’t have a place to live. You find time to do nothing. U could spend it finding a job after ur 4 hour shift or before.

by Woccolie Wob August 30, 2021

Procarstinate

When you arrive at work and just sit in your car instead of facing the real
World.

Sally had arrived a full 15 minutes early yet opted to procarstinate for 30 minutes by just staring blankly, contemplating her existential crisis. And was now late for work.

by BigCritterDoc October 16, 2021