contingency present

A present purchased in the case a present was purchased for you. The receipt is saved, so that upon not receiving a present you can recoup your money.

I think my sister got me a present this year, so I bought a contingency present just in case.

by Warren Earl December 27, 2019

Hanging Present

A present of food or drink that will help with a hangover

My boyfriend was amazing today i had a really heavy night last night, now im hanging so badly but he came with a hanging present of a bacon sandwich.

by Hungover March 7, 2013

presente

Spanish for "present"; when the name of a fallen or deceased hero of the Revolución or other sacred cause is mentioned, one is supposed to shout "¡Presente!" to indicate that she or he is still present in spirit.

"Dolores Ibárruri -- ¡Presente! (Isidora Dolores Ibárruri Gómez (Spanish: isiˈðoɾa ðoˈloɾes iˈβaruɾi ˈɣomeθ; 9 December 1895 – 12 November 1989), also known as la Pasionaria (English: "the Passionflower"), was a Spanish Republican leader of the Spanish Civil War of 1936–1939.

by StarryGordon March 3, 2023

Metropolis Present

The Best Fucking Theme in Sonic Hysteria and if you think otherwise you are unbased and will be executed.

(Unless you prefer Launch Base Underwater which I understand)

Person 1: BRO Have you heard the Metropolis Present Remix in Sonic Hysteria?

Person 2: BRO IT'S SO FUCKING GOOD!

Person 3: I prefer Bad Future.

Person 1 + 2: Good for you bro.

by FBI_WeegeeBoy1243 November 24, 2021

Present

I didn't present it as anything.

Hym "I didn't present it as anything and what it was was a set-up. Show me your titties. You've already seen mine. Flash them titties bitch. Filthy and bad!"

by Hym Iam August 4, 2025

pop present

n. A gift (usually of high quality) given to a father by the mom of a newborn baby.
Before they brought the baby home from the hospital, Jane gave John a gold chain as a pop present.

n. A gift (usually of high quality) given to a father by the mom of a newborn baby.
Before they brought the baby home from the hospital, Jane gave John a gold chain as a pop present.

by Yippee_Ki_Yey June 2, 2025

Final Present

Term applied to the sexual gratification given by one person to their partner on a special occasion.

Co-worker, "how was your birthday yesterday?" Colleague, "awesome thanks, the missus gave me a treat, after pleasuring herself as she watched me take her hot girlfriend up the arse, she then finished me off with her mouth, a great final present!"

by Grandsire November 16, 2018