Something your friend tells you when they don't want a present but, you are gonna get them one anyway.
John: What do you want for Christmas
Tiffany: I don't need a present
John: ok I will get you one anyway.
Tiffany: I don't need a present
John: ok I will get you one anyway.
by cookiejack December 19, 2020
Get the I don't need a presentmug. A family member, who’s only benefit in your life is to give you Christmas presents, especially in your youth.
by GuppyKing101 September 10, 2020
Get the Christmas Present Relativemug. A tradition as old as time where anyone witha boyfriend tells him what his presents are four days before his birthday to keep the Boogeyman from coming in their house and fisting them.
by Toad-Bit October 28, 2023
Get the Tell your boyfriend what his presents are four days before his birthday daymug. I didn't present it as anything.
Hym "I didn't present it as anything and what it was was a set-up. Show me your titties. You've already seen mine. Flash them titties bitch. Filthy and bad!"
by Hym Iam August 4, 2025
Get the Presentmug. When a girl is on top of you riding your face, she squirts without warning, effectively water-boarding you.
by Wang Bendanez September 4, 2020
Get the Guantanamo Christmas Presentmug. by FuryCollector November 14, 2020
Get the Present Pocketmug. atareh: "Devon, I know it was YOUR birthday last week, but you should still get ME something. Think of it as a reverse birthday present"
by atareh June 10, 2022
Get the Reverse birthday presentmug.