I don't need a present

Something your friend tells you when they don't want a present but, you are gonna get them one anyway.

John: What do you want for Christmas
Tiffany: I don't need a present
John: ok I will get you one anyway.

by cookiejack December 19, 2020

Christmas Present Relative

A family member, who’s only benefit in your life is to give you Christmas presents, especially in your youth.

Uncle Jerry wasn’t really around, he was really a Christmas Present Relative

by GuppyKing101 September 10, 2020

Tell your boyfriend what his presents are four days before his birthday day

A tradition as old as time where anyone witha boyfriend tells him what his presents are four days before his birthday to keep the Boogeyman from coming in their house and fisting them.

"Today's Tell your boyfriend what his presents are four days before his birthday day!"

by Toad-Bit October 28, 2023

presentating

a word that stupid people who don't have lives use instead of the word "presenting" because they don't know shit

me: when is your presentation?

the lil shit: im presentating today, i hope i get an A

by heehee_mj_noises February 25, 2022

fecal presentation

A non-profane way of saying "shit show."

Sally: Wow, Bob's annual presentation was horrible. It had no useful information and his approach was super boring.

Jane: Yeah, it was a total fecal presentation.

by gonzobrains April 22, 2024

miss-present

miss-present (verb/adjective)
/ˈmɪsˌprɛzənt/
Describes a person who is absent from a place or event where they were expected to be present. Often used to imply the absence was unexpected, unnotified, or inconvenient.

"Three team members were miss-present during the meeting, so we had to reschedule."

by The light 🕯️ July 16, 2025

cannamas present

When your stoner friends give you a bag of ganja for christmas or at least get you high for the hoildays.

Willie Nealson gives the best cannamas presents out for the holidays last year we got a bag of cannabis wraped with a bow. plus he kinda looks like a stoned santa

by zachwarhawk December 2, 2010