Premature Etaxulation

The heightened sensation of a taxgasm occurring before the correct or assigned time.

Usually experienced by CPA's and other tax professionals, this occurs when a preparer believes that a tax return has been completed perfectly and later has it returned by the reviewer with 15 review points resulting from egregious errors. The preparer then realizes that the elation experienced earlier was premature.

Also see "taxgasm"

"I thought I had nailed that return, but my manager gave it back to me with 15 review points! It was definitely a premature etaxulation!"

"I taxgasmed when that return was finished, then I realized that I forgot about the Alternative Minimum Tax calculation. Another case of premature etaxulation!"

by Justin, Joe, Frank, Ryan, Paul April 28, 2006

premature death

the destroying, demolishing or wrecking of a person usually during their youth.

I just got slide tackled by some big dude.

You suffered a premature death out here.

by washingtonville kid March 21, 2010

Premature Snackulation

When you can't contain your hunger and you end up eating a snack before the meal begins.

I was supposed to go out to dinner with my girlfriend tonight, but I had a premature snackulation before I left.

by Jacola Gordon October 4, 2010

Premature Ecrapulation

When you think you are going to fart, but crap instead. Basically; When you shart

Person 1: Dude, watch this fart!
Person 2: Alright!
Person 1: *Sharts* Ah damnit!
Person 2: What happened?
Person 3: That sucks! He had premature ecrapulation! Haha!

by Zyth995 November 6, 2011

preekaza

A jinx joner hard luck person who can't get nothing right for shit.
Just uh low life person.
Pure Raygan Human being.

GeblerLA is such a preekaza delow gadoe.
Che preekaza broad she ate my chips.
Kos mogo kod peevleeo cos your preekaza sah lovay mongun-mondod
This town is so preekaza i wanna leave devla

by CaliBrehh December 2, 2014

Preeta

A gorgeous girl who often wants to go India in search of a giant monster. She is the kindest girl ever and is so adorable

I can’t wait to date preeta

by Hilo6969696 August 21, 2021

baptist preemie

when the conception is premature, rather than the birth.

Sarah Palin's son Track just had a child three months after the wedding; must be a baptist preemie.

by BJ33196 August 22, 2011