Kavya Pattani

Kavya Pattani is a fucking retard, he always wants to cream pie someone’s ass and always moans your family’s name if they’re next to you, he also swears in Arabic even though he doesn’t know any normal giving sentence.

Student 1: OMG KAVYA PATTANI JUST SAID KOS OMAK TO SOMEONE

Kavya Pattani: OMG LEMME CREAMPIE YOUR ASS REALLY QUICK

by A nigga smarter than you November 22, 2021

potta

A pot of tea or coffee.

I'm making tea, you want a cuppa or a potta?

by warumonzaemon September 21, 2008

Pootanging

Pootanging- a word used to describe something dirty or unclean. For example, an ugly and dirty girl!

"wow, that girl is pootanging!"

"that smell is pootanging!"

by Toe massive September 22, 2009

potanda

a cross between a panda and a potato, generally relates to a rather large, but attractive female.

"Dude, did you see Katie at the park a few days ago?"
"Yeah, she is such a potanda, im gonna go ask her out"

by Capt. Janeway May 19, 2012

Slick-a-Pottamus

An ultra-suave, super-sly, individual - who exhibits style and grace.

or;

An item or action with a fantastical profile.

Burzan: "who dem?"

Justo: "dem gold chain boys is so slick-a-pottamus 'wit it!"

or;

James: "you seen Tina crew mang?"

O'Chelli "dayam dem girls lookin' so fine n' slick-a-pottamus!"

or;

"..the shoes were glistening with a slick-a-pottamus ultra-sheen.."

by DAGS United March 4, 2009

pootang pie

A slang word for sex

Damn i'm horny for some pootang pie!

by Loz October 29, 2003

Pootang

Someone that is so unbelievably hot even they're poo has a tang of attractiveness to it. Being overwhelmed by Pootang can result in delirium, madness and hysteria. See example below

note: The person holding the Pootang, must be hotter than your average 'hottie'.

Tom: Man, look at that ass
Connor: Woooooooooooooah, she has the Pootang

*5 seconds later after being exposed to a dangerous amount of Pootang*
Connor: DAVE!!!
Tom: BIEBER FEVER, YEAAAHHH!

by MyNameBeTom January 10, 2011