Poser

People who pretend to skate or have a skateboard but just carry it around most of the time girls but wearing skate clothes like thrasher or Santa Cruz

You don’t skate poser

Poser by Tsunami skateboardinskateboard June 11, 2019

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that one kid who says that they skate while they use a penny board or ripstik, if they even use something at all, while still pretending to be a pro skater dude.

*enters zumiez*
customer: “where is the penny board section?”
employee: “oh the poser section is that way.”

poser by bequeef October 30, 2019

Poser

What skater boys call beginners 🙄

Asshole: She’s such a poser
Beginning Skater: I-

Poser by Donkey Jeremy October 6, 2020

Poser

Someone posing as something other than who they are.

Never trust someone who claims to be a good guy/girl but isn't who they say they are/seem to be. Someone like that is a poser.

Poser by Solid Mantis December 11, 2020

Poser

The fresh, streetwise girl from Dunwoody.

She was a poser that for some reason, people seemed to respect.

Poser by Solid Mantis April 21, 2021

Poser

Someone that claims to have gotten street smart from growing up on the back streets of somewhere like Orange County or Montana or claims to be a student of human behavior to sound more alert, studious and socially conscious than they actually are, since they're always asking people around them what the fuck is going on. All this is really a defense mechanism to hide the dork beneath the surface. Another one of their favorite defense mechanisms is to imitate someone that other people might describe as unbearable, thinking that by imitating somebody like that, they become somebody like that in actuality.

The poser was none of what he/she claimed to be, but knew that if he/she started being himself/herself, nobody would want to be around him/her, and nobody would want him/her around (except possibly other like minded posers).

Poser by The Original Agahnim August 26, 2021

poser

a wanna-be showoff that gets no points in basketball, and cant dunk also is referred to as PAytoN.

a payton is a poser , a poser is a payton

poser by cottonpicken March 6, 2023