poor seagull

poor seagull you have lost your mate...-Gianni Celeste

poor seagull <\3

by Aness<3 February 19, 2022

Poor Harder

It means you cant afford nothing and wear cheap clothes and crappy brands. OR its a nice way to say come on lend some money.

"Man whata poor harder cunt, your clothes are crappy and holey"

"Im poor harder man, lend us some cash"

by Joel February 18, 2004

poor boying it

Walking. Lacking other modes of transportation. Usually referencing a lack of funds.

You pitchin' in for gas?...
No!!!...
Guess you'll be po' boyin it then.
See ya, loser.

by curtisjlowe April 2, 2004

Poor Man's Blumpkin

The act of masturbating while defecating. It is the next best thing to a true blumpkin.

"Larry's girlfriend didn't come over, so he ended up getting a poor man's blumpkin that night."

by Mudkipz9001 October 9, 2009

poor thinger

representing sympathy, showing affectionate care & concern for someone or something

dude: What tha eff is wrong with me!? I just dropped an entire bowl of hot nacho cheese on the carpet! I'm so mad at myself! GRRR!!!

chick: Awww hunny! You poor thinger!!! I'm sorry, let me help you clean it up.

OR

dude: Hey ma wanna go check out the zoo today?

chick: Naw daddy, you know I dont like to see the animals locked up like that.. those poor thingers!

by Kermie's Mommy & Daddy April 15, 2008

poor man's bidet

When you're taking a shit in a public restroom and the size, mass, or shape of the shit is such that is causes an updward splash that reaches the genital or anal area.

bidet
A small low basin with taps, on which a person sits to wash their genital and anal areas.

Dan was using the restroom at Dodgers Stadium, and he dropped an ass bomb so large that it was like he was using a poor man's bidet.

by D. Jackson and M. Ward September 27, 2005

poor judgment

Anything that could potentially fuck up your near to long term future, especially anything involving STDs or Republicans.

1. Ben: It was really poor judgment eating out that stripper
Zach: I know.

2. Zach: I heard Phil was voting for John McCain
Ben: Oh ya, I though he was behind Obama, but if he does that'll be poor judgment. I don't want to be in Iraq for 100 years.

by Thizzmasta707 February 9, 2008