poking

When someone keeps referring to your faults while you're trying to or inticing accomplish something or even when you're just doing you. Someone who tries to make your flaws or bad habits evident in attempt to embarrass or bring you down. This doesn't have to be done deliberately but typically is and usually brings the "pokey" to contemplate what the "poker" is criticizing aka poking

1) When you begin to clean your room and your mom walks by and starts poking at how you vacuum or the way you fold your clothes. like bitch please I don't see you coming in here to help. Match up my socks or keep it movin

2) When you order a fatty burger and your boyfriend orders a salad - he will most likely start poking at your eating choices and habits. DO NOT listen to that bullshit. You are a woman not a rabbit. Top of the food chain - you best order the rarest cow with extra cheese and devour that bitch like it's your last meal. FUCK THE POKERS

by Luminati February 27, 2017

Poking the bear

it is to express extreme annoyance and irritation by someone deliberately trying to PISS YOU OFF.

Friend: Haha u got wrecked, scrub
You: POKING THE BEAR, DONT PISS ME OFF.

by Ethxnol April 26, 2020

Turtle pokin'

Just before you drop a load it probably looks very similar to a turtle poking his head out of his shell. There is always some hang time involved wheter it be a couple of seconds or up to half a minute.

The point at which there is no turning back, you are completely committed to dropping a solid stanky nasty load - but, it has not completely come out.

"I need to go dump now-I've got a turtle pokin'-where is the fricken shitter in this effen campsite!!"

"Hey buddy, I think your kid has a turtle pokin in the back of his bathing suit--can you get him out of the effen pool?"

by R. Trelford March 8, 2004

poking

adj. Being in a state of having to poop imminently, but not necessarily urgently. In other words, when you can feel a turd trying to poke its way out your butt hole.

Hey, can we pause the game for a few minutes? I'm poking.

by MmmVomit April 16, 2014

Pokimane

A twitch streamer who... Hey Why the Fuck are you here man are you a kid who’s 12 and gets a boner when watching pokimane. Back to the definition she usually plays games like fortnite and League of Legends and her majority of her fanbase are horny 12 year olds looking to watch someone who’s thicc AF!

Me: Who are you Watching
Friend: Pokimane
Me: Okay
Friend: *replays the same clip over again*
Me: Wtf ur not watching pokimane streaming ur just watching her being thicc!
Friend: dies from ligma balls

by SuperCOOL1000Punk September 2, 2018

Poking Stick

A stick used to poke ice to see if it's strong enough to walk on.

Damnit, i fell in the lake, fucking poking stick

by Karyn & Shaun February 9, 2004

Poking stick

A hard dick

Eg...Dave is spooning Maya.

Maya says... Stop poking me with your poking stick

by Spazzy714 January 14, 2011