Commonly used to describe a man (male) who demonstrates extrodinary skills in being gay (Homosexual).
by BMOUNZ June 22, 2006
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1) protends of being every day lower to middle class yet makes a butt load of cash ($250k+).
2) is unclear on the concept of taxable income versus business revenues (one is taxable, the other is not the value to which your taxes are based). Joe Plumber fails to realize if he collects $250k for his services, he is only taxed on the profits which are assuredly far less that $250k.
1) protends of being every day lower to middle class yet makes a butt load of cash ($250k+).
2) is unclear on the concept of taxable income versus business revenues (one is taxable, the other is not the value to which your taxes are based). Joe Plumber fails to realize if he collects $250k for his services, he is only taxed on the profits which are assuredly far less that $250k.
Example 1:
Joe the Plumber: Hey man, these taxes stink. I made $260k last year and because of Obama, I had to pay slightly higher taxes on the $10k above the first $250k.
Joe Six Pack: Yeah, that's rough. At my house we are having squirrel stew since we can't afford food.
Example 2:
Joe the Plumber: Damn, I made $260k last year and now I gotta pay more taxes.
Joe Bag-o-donuts: You made $260k? How come you don't have a house, sweet ride, or hot wife?
Joe the Plumber: Oh well, that's just what I collected. I only brought home like $40k.
Joe Bag-o-donuts: You suck at math.
Joe the Plumber: Hey man, these taxes stink. I made $260k last year and because of Obama, I had to pay slightly higher taxes on the $10k above the first $250k.
Joe Six Pack: Yeah, that's rough. At my house we are having squirrel stew since we can't afford food.
Example 2:
Joe the Plumber: Damn, I made $260k last year and now I gotta pay more taxes.
Joe Bag-o-donuts: You made $260k? How come you don't have a house, sweet ride, or hot wife?
Joe the Plumber: Oh well, that's just what I collected. I only brought home like $40k.
Joe Bag-o-donuts: You suck at math.
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PRODUCT OF SCHLEEM INC.
As seen on how do they make it, a Plumbus can, and will be used to schwiftly schwab unwanted glombi form your florbop. Just tickle the yorgus, and watch that fleeb juice just stream right out of your golipigoop. You'll be saying "wubbaluba dub dub", before we can even get schwifty.
As seen on how do they make it, a Plumbus can, and will be used to schwiftly schwab unwanted glombi form your florbop. Just tickle the yorgus, and watch that fleeb juice just stream right out of your golipigoop. You'll be saying "wubbaluba dub dub", before we can even get schwifty.
by Gizorpazorp Male July 15, 2016
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Dear IRS,
I am sending you this formal letter requesting a 90 day extension on paying my taxes. My intentions are not to pull a "Joe The Plumber" and go to prison. In the mean time, I promise not to go out of my way to meet a presidential candidate and make demands on him, while I am engaging in illegal activities.
Sincerely,
C-DOGG
I am sending you this formal letter requesting a 90 day extension on paying my taxes. My intentions are not to pull a "Joe The Plumber" and go to prison. In the mean time, I promise not to go out of my way to meet a presidential candidate and make demands on him, while I am engaging in illegal activities.
Sincerely,
C-DOGG
by CMath February 23, 2009
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Ese tío tiene más pluma que un pavo real
That guy has got more feathers than a peacock
Busco macho de menos de 30. Abstenerse plumas.
Look for male younger than thirty. No feathery ones.
That guy has got more feathers than a peacock
Busco macho de menos de 30. Abstenerse plumas.
Look for male younger than thirty. No feathery ones.
by fonsucu January 17, 2009
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"Plumber? I didn't call for a Plumber!"
by Scripple021 May 6, 2004
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That Joe the Plumber should go kill himself.
That Joe the Plumber should go kill himself.
by malaknethed April 4, 2009
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