proppershopper

A female that drags unwilling participants around a maze of shops which sells various miniature garments at ridiculous prices. She will walk slowly picking up what she perceives to be a “bargain” and occasionally purrs to herself. The time spent in one shop varies from female to female but can be anywhere between 30 minutes and 6 days without food or water. The male of the species only known as man will at some point asked to be relieved of his duty as bag handler so that he may rest and feed. A beating will then ensue. Eventually the women will exchange paper or sometimes a rectangular plastic card for the material she desires and they will leave for their nest, where the female will decide that her purchases were unsuitable.

The women went shopping with her male companion on Oxford Street, London. They were both holding hands. Unfortunately, after 2 years in a descent relationship with her he had not realised that she was a “proppershopper”. Days later his carcass was found bloodied and mutilated floating off the coast of Africa. All wounds appeared to be self inflicted.

by Mikeyjah June 24, 2006

lock popper

Someone who frequently bangs chicks that were once thought to be unfuckable.

You, you're never gonna get laid. But this guy...he's a master lock popper!

by The Jester July 9, 2006

Lolly Popper

a woman who knows how to orally get a guy to orgasm quickly.

1. Her motivation made her the best lolly popper ever!

2. The way she moved her toung supported her lolly popper status.

3. Are you a lolly popper?

by NLP2010 June 28, 2010

popper

a watter bottle with a metal tube, you put a bit of dope and tobbacco(crack,sitch,tobe) then you smoke it slowly till it pops and pulls through into the water....

I like too hit Poppers!

by smurfis December 28, 2005

pill-popper

Someone who eats large amounts (doses) of pills.

Pill-popper Bill ate 30 xanix

by Burzerk June 11, 2006

popper

To combine marijuana and cigarettes in the same hit by inserting a small piece of cigarette in to an unbowled piece, then burning it until it pops giving you a more intense high...

Yo im soooooo fucked from hitting poppers all night...gotta sit down...

by alex g May 16, 2005

pinky popper

When you try to finger fuck some chic and only the pinky fits.

damn nigga i just tore that bitch up, and all i gave her was a pinky popper

by drob512 December 5, 2005