Plop Rocket

When you take a dump and jack off at the same time.

Dude i just Plop Rocketed in your bed.

by Wessmess January 17, 2009

laptop plop

A term origination in Brisbane, Australia, 'laptop plop' describes the action of going to the toilet while using a laptop. In many countries acknowledgment of the action has been ignored or outlawed, however in Germany it has become a popular term used among university students. It has characterized an entire generation of students who although enjoy the privacy of a toilet visit, don't allow the 'down time' (excuse the pun) of falling behind in their studies. In Germany it is know as a 'computer defäkieren sie' or more commonly 'laptopscheiße'.

english; "oh boy, I don't want to fall behind on this assignment, but I need to do a poo. I think I'll just do a laptop plop then I can keep working on my assignment in the provacy of the toilet".

german; "Eine Laptopscheiße ist der beste Weg, Zeit als ein Universitätsstudent zu sparen".

by felvert March 18, 2011

plomp

a very small man in a very big hat

.... plomp says it all dont you think ....

by Aaron Waddell June 21, 2008

Dusk Plop

The fapping noise you hear when your balls smack against some preteen ass cheeks in the shower.

Ted: Do you hear that noise?
Carl: It sounds like fapping
Ted: Where's Bill?
Carl: ....where's your sister?
Ted: THOSE BETTER NOT BE DUSK PLOPS!

by imthatawesome November 18, 2011

Airplane plop

When one chooses to intentionally void their vowels of fecal matter while on an airplane to gift the entire flight a delectable aroma. In order for it to be a proper airplane plop, the defecater must plan the plop in advance, eating specific amounts and types of foods to time the plop so that it occurs after take off.

Chris did an airplane plop on his way to Orlando. Upon exiting the airplane bathroom, he became filled with pride once he saw the looks of disgust and utter horror on his fellow passengers faces.

by Barnaby J. Buttsnap V November 6, 2017

Plop train

When 7 or more guys consecutively defecate in a toilet without flushing.

It’s Wednesday, you guys wanna run a plop train?

by Barnaby J. Buttsnap V February 9, 2018

Plop sock

When your friend send you a picture of his penis in a sock.

Dude AJ gave me a plop sock last night and now I’m uncomfortable and aroused.

by KingFen July 19, 2018