pausebuttenism

One who uses the pause butten repeativly in order to jack-off.

I had a bad case of "pausebuttenism" when watching Morgan Webb review games on X-Play.

by Heatseekingsizor May 19, 2009

Conversational pause

An awkward pause in a good conversation in which both of the people run out of things to say and are are frantically racing through their heads to find something interesting to talk about. Once one of them finds something to say, its usually just plain random and not connected to the previous conversation in anyway.

Person 1: ...And the next thing you know, the nigger started jumping him for his hotdog..

Person 2: ..wow that sucks......

~l o n g p a u s e~

Person 1: so.. what gaming system you got?

Person 2: ....*sigh*...we gotta come prepared with stories so we won't have that uncomfortable conversational pause..

Person 1: right.

by Slicknife April 30, 2010

Bad Pause

When you pause a Video, Film or Movie in a place that leaves one or more of the cast pulling stupid faces and looking like utter idiots.

Person1 - Dude, pause the video a sec, I'm off to get some popcorn.
Person2 - *pauses film* Oh shit, look at Robert Pattinson; Bad pause....
Person3 - Why the hell are you watching Robert Pattinson?!

by Matty Maggot June 29, 2010

No Pause No Play

No Pause, No Play is said after saying something sexual or “sus/gay.” It means if we don’t pause then we aren’t playing

“I wanna suck some mad dick rn”
“Ayo pause?”
“No pause no play you know what they say”

by NBug01 April 22, 2023

plasectomy

when a plexiglas window is installed in the belly so that person can see with their head up their ass

His idea is so stupid he should have a plasectomy!

by mhpjoe1 July 30, 2011

Come Pause Act

The AOCP that demands all people pause in their speech for a significant period of time after use of the words "come", "coming" and "came".

"how will you come...over to them"
"he came...over to us"
"were you coming...when this happened?"
"have you heard of the crazy Come Pause Act; it's all the rage in Wiltshire"

by The L Team March 4, 2008

Man-O-Pause

When a Woman/lady needs a break from the dating scene. AKA the Heisman - blinders etc....

When a girl has gone on sooo many dates with douche bags its time for a Man-o-pause...

A typical man-o-pause lasts until the woman/girl is ready to deal with men again.

Guy: hey good looking how are you doing....

Girl: I am on Man-o-Pause please leave me alone - I am not looking for anything - I will let you know when I push play...

by Girlonapause August 27, 2010