PHLATTENED

The feeling that you get when a close friend from over twenty-five years ago answers your e-mail first on their first day back at work... AND... it's before their first cup of coffee...

Aslo known as an "awww" moment...

I AM PHLATTENED,you replying to me first...awww.

by Ms GC October 12, 2009

Silver Platterpuss

Any piece of ass served to you on a sliver platter, i.e. a wife or girlfriend. No hunting necessary. Not to be confused with platterpuss.

"You married guys have it easy, you get to go home to the Silver Platterpuss."

by Jemagu December 29, 2011

vegetable platter

When there is an orgy of "vegetables". Scrawny men dipping their penises I'm ranch and inserting it into several women's vaginas.

Woah! That vegetable platter was so much fun last night. I can still smell the ranch!

by Willco11 October 31, 2015

boobs on a platter

Extreme, almost laughable cleavage. When a woman has her boobs up so high they are literally in her face. Distracting too. Not natural.

Wow look at the boobs on a platter to your right. She's coming out. Yikes

by Jessiprr September 10, 2014

splatter platter

Performing oral sex while the recipient is eating a seafood platter and upon orgasm sqirts upon the consumer.

Ruth gave Danny a splatter platter after he brought home a nice sushi dinner.

by Jorge queso October 22, 2010

pu pu platter

A platter of fucking different types of shit.

Corkle asked the waiter at China Lulu what came in the pu pu platter. The waiter, Chang Lee. told Corkle that there was 4 pieces of dog shit, 3 cow patties, 15 or 16 rabbit pellets, and one piece of elephant fuck in the pu pu pkatter.

by Donald Cowboy Cerrone February 7, 2018

Mike Patten

Mike Patten is the bassit and singer of the band Achluo; Irish, big nosed person.

Mike Patten played at the Achluo concert.

by Mike Patten February 27, 2005