Definitions by Jessiprr

cleavagebook 

It's basically boobs on a platter! When women choose to flaunt their breasts outside of their shirt. Instead of Facebook pictures, girls post all of the pics of them revolving around their breasts.

My ex-boyfriends new girl is so gross and sleazy...she's got a total cleavagebook going on. It embarrassing. I thought he had class?

cleavagebook by Jessiprr September 10, 2014

boobs on a platter 

Extreme, almost laughable cleavage. When a woman has her boobs up so high they are literally in her face. Distracting too. Not natural.

Wow look at the boobs on a platter to your right. She's coming out. Yikes

boobs on a platter by Jessiprr September 10, 2014