PHLATTENED 

The feeling that you get when a close friend from over twenty-five years ago answers your e-mail first on their first day back at work... AND... it's before their first cup of coffee...

Aslo known as an "awww" moment...

I AM PHLATTENED,you replying to me first...awww.

PHLATTENED by Ms GC October 12, 2009

plattered 

balls

joe: dicksack
e: I think imma plattered

plattered by ballsack puncher 334 May 18, 2022

plattered 

1. To be served on a platter
2. To have been fully destroyed in an argument by a devastating comeback

"You got totally plattered when he called your mama a biaaatch! ZING!"

plattered by Pat February 11, 2005

phratened 

Gayest thing possible

Dude stop being phratened

phratened by De Rabbit September 28, 2024