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peter pumper

by jackbriggs March 26, 2013
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petergazer

the fag next to you who tries to look at your unit while taking a pis
you like what you see you peter gazing fag
by Nick a bitch January 14, 2004
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Put Peter Out to Pasture

Impotence; when even boner pills won't help.
Dagnabbit, time to put peter out to pasture. Lord take me now.
by SHLA July 24, 2012
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Peter Parker Syndrome

An abnormality that affects nice good looking smart guys that prevents them from ever getting the girl or anything they feel that they deserve. They tend to help others but than the universe tends to screw them over for no apparent reason.
James: Hey, what did Sue say when you asked her out?
Sean: She said, "Awww, thats so sweet. I'll let you know"
James: That doesn't sound good at all man. Sounds like you just got friend zoned.
Sean: I figured. I assumed that if I helped her with her studies and brought up her grades she would finally go out with me.
James: Sounds like you have the Peter Parker Syndrome.
by monkeyd3128 March 1, 2012
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peter pocket

A woman who shares her vagina freely with anyone willing to take it.
You're sister is a fucking peter pocket!
by Damn_Girl July 28, 2008
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Nathan Peterman

A quarterback for the Buffalo Bills who was released by accident and then signed by the Oakland Raiders. He is the greatest quarterback to ever play the game of football and Iĺl tell you why. Many people consider Tom Brady the greatest QB of all time. However, Tom Brady has 4 Super Bowl losses while Nathan Peterman has never lost a Super Bowl. Therefore, Nathan Peterman is the G.O.A.T.
John: Hey Bob, did you know Tom Brady is the G.O.A.T? No one is a better QB than him!
Bob: Nathan Peterman is.
John: Whoops! Forgot about Nathan Peterman the GOD Iḿ sorry for disrespecting the greatest athlete of all time please forgive me!
Bob: Goodbye.
*John is then dragged down by hands that come through the ground and drag him to the depths of Hell.*
by bhjbtff tvuy yu January 29, 2019
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Peter

Peter is the most amazing guy ever. He is always there for you and will never let you down. He is a very cute and lovable guy. He is a joy to talk to and really knows how to make you laugh. He is a very intelligent guy. He has the corky laugh that makes it so hard not to laugh with him. He is an amazing person and has such an amazing personality. I love him with all my heart and i always will <3 <3 <3
then go find a peter
by Panda_hannah July 3, 2011
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