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Peef

The practice of Peef is to have a case of such explosive shits that you rocket yourself through the ceiling. It also is when some one shits so hard they tear a hole in their pants or their toilet. The last person to have a case of Peef launched themselves into orbit and was hit by a Satilite, this tragic story is a prime example of why you should wish to never have peef, this is why you never want to go to Chipotle.
Damn bro I just had the biggest fucking Peef ever my house broke.!
by Rscott1st January 25, 2019
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Peef

A portmanteau of penis and boof. To understand the joys of the peef one must be familiar with the second most noble way to take a drug: the boof.

Once you have read up on the art of boofing, apply that knowledge to your penis. That my friend, is the peef.
My ass was too sore from boofing all that kratom last night so today I opted to peef it instead.
by Mistah White D July 4, 2019
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peef

" i just peefed out of my ween"
by manly dude 100 September 9, 2019
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peef

a peef is ones who’s penis sucks in air through pee pee hole at a fast velocity and shoots it out even faster
i peefed all up in ambrose last night he loved it
by peef October 1, 2019
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Pueef

A pueef is like a quuef, except, it is from the penis. It sounds like a car with rusty brakes.
Manny just pueefed on me!
by LukeNelson69 January 3, 2020
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Peef

A gay sex activity where one man shits into his partners butthole and then they proceed to pass the log of shit back and forth between their asses.
Hey babe I just ate a quadruple cheese pizza, wanna peef?
by Skeetosaurus November 8, 2019
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Peef

The act of forcing air out of the tip of a fully erect or half erect penis. This is basically the male form of queefing.
I woke up this morning with morning wood and I accidentally peefed my bed. It startled me so much that I shit the bed. What a morning.
by Lincoln G. July 31, 2020
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