Analogous to R. Kelly, an R. Perry is the act of urinating in an underage male during anal sex. This is, of course, in reference to Republican presidential candidate Rick Perry.
by Anonymous /b/tard googly eyes January 16, 2012
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Since it aired on disney, instead of "Go to fucking hell you retarded platypus" they said "curse you perry the platypus"
Since it aired on disney, instead of "Go to fucking hell you retarded platypus" they said "curse you perry the platypus"
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The best sibling band on the face of the earth!!! Comprised of big sis Kimberly, middle child Reid, and baby brother Neil, this trio can really harmonize.
Person 1: Wow... what a great song! Who is it by?
Person 2: Why, of course it's The Band Perry!!! Who else would such a great song be by?
Person 2: Why, of course it's The Band Perry!!! Who else would such a great song be by?
by Why does my name matter? September 5, 2013
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Hes not known for his solo crap,Mostly for beign with the band.
One of the best guitar players ever.
Hes not known for his solo crap,Mostly for beign with the band.
One of the best guitar players ever.
by Ljguitarchik18 May 23, 2007
Get the joe perry mug.George W. Bush on steroids. Take all the bad things about Bush and amplify by 10 and you have Rick Perry.
Utters "Amurica!" and "Freedum!" in every sentence instead of every other sentence.
Even more hawkish - carries a gun with him at all times, and is known to use it on small animals that get too close.
Greater religious fanaticism - In April of 2011, as governor of Texas, held an "official" prayer rally for rain in his drought-stricken state. Let's see how that worked out for him: in April only 60% of Texas was under severe drought according to the UNL drought monitor. As of September 20, 99% of the state is under severe drought with 85% under exceptional drought. In other words, a true Texas miracle. Also believes creationism should be taught in public schools.
Instead of just privatizing social security, wants to completely abolish it, so grandma is just supposed to starve I guess.
Even greater hypocrisy - as governor of Texas, threatened to secede from the U.S. over the passage of the stimulus act. He then took $17.4 billion in funds made available by the stimulus act to help plug his state's ballooning budget deficit and create most of the jobs he brags about creating. Yet, he declined $500 million in funds to help educate youth in Texas.
Even less qualified - graduated from Texas A&M with a 2.22 GPA, earning a C in U.S. history and a D in economics. Interestingly he got an A in world military systems. Better watch your ass Iran.
Utters "Amurica!" and "Freedum!" in every sentence instead of every other sentence.
Even more hawkish - carries a gun with him at all times, and is known to use it on small animals that get too close.
Greater religious fanaticism - In April of 2011, as governor of Texas, held an "official" prayer rally for rain in his drought-stricken state. Let's see how that worked out for him: in April only 60% of Texas was under severe drought according to the UNL drought monitor. As of September 20, 99% of the state is under severe drought with 85% under exceptional drought. In other words, a true Texas miracle. Also believes creationism should be taught in public schools.
Instead of just privatizing social security, wants to completely abolish it, so grandma is just supposed to starve I guess.
Even greater hypocrisy - as governor of Texas, threatened to secede from the U.S. over the passage of the stimulus act. He then took $17.4 billion in funds made available by the stimulus act to help plug his state's ballooning budget deficit and create most of the jobs he brags about creating. Yet, he declined $500 million in funds to help educate youth in Texas.
Even less qualified - graduated from Texas A&M with a 2.22 GPA, earning a C in U.S. history and a D in economics. Interestingly he got an A in world military systems. Better watch your ass Iran.
If you thought Bush was a good president, or you are a masochist, vote Rick Perry. For the other 80% of us, there is sanity.
by not a dittohead September 22, 2011
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Guy 1: "What do you feel like drinking tonight?"
Guy 2: "I'll have a Young Perry... and a handjob!!"
Guy 2: "I'll have a Young Perry... and a handjob!!"
by Troy Dango March 4, 2013
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