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Peruvian Persuasion

When you perform a double titty twister/purple nurple on an unsuspecting unconscious person in order to see if they are able to be aroused from their slumber.
Man, Dr. Vega totally used his Peruvian Persuasion on that patient that wasn't waking up.
by Karz31 September 23, 2020
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mail persuasion

Utilization of U.S. Postal and email forms of marketing solicitations sent to recipients, and with the intent to persuade a reply from recipients, a "call to action" or to make a purchase.
Bill complained that he is tired of finding voluminous amounts of mail persuasion within his post office box and email inbox.
by Psychotrumpic January 23, 2021
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Caucasian persuasion

Usually defining something about a white person, something that associates with the white race or just a white person in general.

To describe someone white
"He is of the Caucasian Persuasion"
by Socialjusticeboreier July 12, 2021
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asian persuasion

a type of rapper who pulls hella bitches and usually hella chill
bro your music is asian persuasion like
by asian man with rice January 9, 2022
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Negroid-persuasion

A person with traits endemic of a negro
Although he was wearing a mask, I could tell by his voice and language that he was of the negroid-persuasion
by Crackasscracka September 12, 2022
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The Precession Controversy

This is my parody of the infamous "Procession Controversy," which split The Church, to two parts, the Catholic, and The Orthodox. This is before a third split, appeared in the 16th Century, when The Protestant Church appeared. Note Orthodox, and Protestants, hate The Catholic Church, which is horrible. Why can't all Christians get along? The Apocryphal Gnostic Acts of John, says Jesus's disciples, danced around Jesus, but doesn't say what direction, whether it was clockwise, or counter-clockwise.
The Precession Controversy, could have split the early Gnostic Church, into two parts, The Clockwise Church, and the Counterclockwise Church. The Clockwise Church, says Jesus's disciples, danced around him, clockwise. The Counter-clockwise Church, says they danced around him, counter-clockwise. They even can be a Simultaneous Church, which says half, danced around Jesus clockwise, while the other, danced around him counter-clockwise.
by I'mcrazy September 25, 2022
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Asian Persuasion

A nickname given to the coolest Asian with a big penis. Only one person has this title in the world.
"I love Asian Persuasion 🤩"
"Me when Ayden (Asian Persuasion): HUBBAHUBBA!!!"
by Weirdly.Stupid November 20, 2023
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