two peckered billy-goat

a very horny person

Wow look at that guy is hornier then a two peckered billy-goat.

by dbond May 5, 2011

black & decker pecker wrecker

A female with braces on her teeth.

I wouldn't let that black & decker pecker wrecker go down on me.

by Guy Reynolds September 5, 2006

peckercide

Ending your public life or public career by sticking your pecker where everyone knows it doesn't belong; committing professional suicide via your pecker.

Jon Edwards committed political peckercide when he cheated on his dying wife during his run for the presidency.

by My favorite cousin March 22, 2009

pecker stains

ejaculation stains left on the mattress- or any surface- after a sexual experience

A junk yard salesman says "I'll take the frame, but I don't want your mattress- it probably has pecker stains all over it from you doing your girlfriend on it in the woods"

by tricky84845854 July 2, 2009

Parker Poop

(Noun) To masturbate while saying you are taking a shit.

Guy: He's been in there for a while.
Friend: He's probably spanking his monkey.
Guy: Ahh a classic parker poop!

by Bo$$ Monster October 30, 2014

A Parker

To bail on a scheduled event to "chill" with your gf/bf. Usually ending in intercourse in "undignified" places leaving traceable material behind and not returning to such scheduled events.

Parker: Hey Maggie just called she's about an hour away and wants me to go have McDonald's with her
Jason: You coming back?
Parker: Maybe
Dave: lets get high
Deniz: Parkers pulling "A Parker"
Marc: TAKE YOUR KEYS!

by Crooked08 February 12, 2008

drew parkerd'

The act of sewing your penis into a woman's vagina while she salivates heavily and complains about how much her life sucks. Satisfaction is never achieved and this is an incredibly painful and possibly fatal process. No one should drew parker anyone else, and whoever it is named after should kill themselves for inventing such an awful act. Also referred to as dping, drewpying, and fatality intercourse.

Man: Hey baby you wanna get drew parkerd'?
Woman: If you ask me that again I will castrate you.
Man:.....do you promise?

News Reporter: Today we honor the 20 victims of the drew parkering orgy that happened in this convention center. We should remember that drew parkering is a fucked up process invented by the devil himself in a twisted plot to kill all mankind. Fuck whoever invented this move, fuck you drew parker!

by guitarbanjo1994 September 16, 2010