Pathetic Asian Syndrome

An asian who go full on out hardcore with an asian style. The girls have different shades of different colours in their dead, layered, straight and thin hair. Getting clothing from Supre and thinking they are a mix between "swag" and "indie". The boys have a mullet with around 3 different colours, wearing mostly G-Star and Henleys. Both of them have a high majority of crooked teeth, resulting in covering their mouth when they laugh. They go beyond corny especially when in relationships.

"Oh god, did you see that asian who asked his gf to the formal by paper and roses"

"Yes I did, and what was she wearing?"

"Defs supre, I can't even identify that style, obviously they both have a case of Pathetic Asian Syndrome"

by lozdog101 August 13, 2012

Charlton Athletic

A vastly underachieving team based in South-East London, recently ditched by their 'successful manager' Alan Curbishley, a Brighton reject as a player. Considered by many to be much inferior to Crystal Palace FC, the best team in South London. In order to gain support Charlton feel the need to bus 'fans' in from the Medway Towns, Dover and Folkestone, as well as shipping them over from Calais and Boulogne. Known for the rather anorakish and trainspotting tendencies of their fans, who are referred to as the 'Clowns'

Look at that, Palace knocking another goal past Charlton Athletic

by Parkmeister May 15, 2006

Athletic

A sarcastic term used by people who do not wish to admit they are fat. A form of denial of obesity.

I am a woman, 5'4", and I weigh 200 pounds. I have an athletic figure.

Note: A more optimal weight for a 5'4" woman would be 120 pounds, +or-.

by Bbobbxx April 12, 2016

pathetic

To not be apathetic, as the a- in apathy negates the root "pathos".

So to say, to have emotions, care, feel sympathy/empathy, and show interest.

Often confused to mean that something deserves pity.

Girl: Gimme back my purse!
Bully: haha! Whatcha gonna do about it?
Guy: knock it off!

(school counselor hears this)
(guy punches bully I'm split second that counselor isn't looking)
girl: thank you! That was very brave.

Counselor: good job kid! That was very pathetic of you!
Guy: WHAAAATTT?!?!?!

by JelvinJS7 May 7, 2011

pathetix

Pathetix is a word used to describe the user's (the one who uses the term)inability to properly handle a cunning insult thrown at them by a person of much higher intellect.

From www.GamingUnderGround.com:
User Outlaw Star:
Oh good! Cause I have no clue who Augie is/was/soon will be.

Tech-Less, get a damn grip man! You know that your insults suck dick like their creator.

Now would be a great time for War Hawk's famous saying, addressed to you:

You suck at life.

(Yeah, I know that insult sucks, but lets give War Hawk the benefit of the doubt, k?)

User iBMX:
lol my second flame post
outlaw whats your problem?
that was totally pathetix

by Outlaw Star November 17, 2004

Patheticism

adj:

Used to describe someone or a group of people. Who tend to be pathetic.

She is destined to lead this sad life of Patheticism.

by fiorello October 9, 2007

patheticacy

The act of being pathetic or becoming pathetic.

I'm on the verge of patheticacy.

by stephanie and keshia February 28, 2008