pap baffle

This is when you place toilet roll into the toilet before you take a poo and prevent any back splash going up your o-valve.
Wife: you took ages, you must have had a massive poo. any splash back?
Husband: no darling don't worry. my hole is dry because i used the pap baffle
Wife: you're a clever lad!
by barber6 July 13, 2009
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Baby paps

Caps, especially precussion caps for priming one's gat (gun). Originated in Cockney rhyming slang.
I gots de baby paps in me Charley Prescott (vest).
by Bob Prochko September 21, 2005
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Shoosh Pap

1. To shut up your paparazzi in an annoying way.

2. To shoosh someone's pap

3. To pap someone's shoosh
Dave: I am going to shut up your paparazzi in an annoying way tomorrow morning.
John: Well I am going to shoosh your pap!
Dave: Well, that's going to be a hard shoosh pap then.
by Loltusci March 11, 2013
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pap shmear

a gynocological device; or a diss

a bunch got stolen from a hospital in Pittsburgh, so that is reason for a diss.
dude 1: (farts on dude's back)
dude 2: dude y you being such a pap shmear?
by Tex February 23, 2005
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pap smear

the sexual act of smearing pap (the traditional african food) onto the partners genitalia during intercourse to create justification for oral sex.
caroll paid for her annual pap smear.
by CosmiClovers May 09, 2010
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Pap-smeared

A term used when Jonathan Papelbon (Boston Red Sox) successfully completes a save or strikes out a significant batter.
1. Yankees got Pap-smeared last night, Ry, so sick.
2. (Voice of Jon Castiglione) "and the pitch...and A-Rod gets Pap-smeared!"
by A Flesh June 11, 2009
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pap scraping

What a female requires after there has been a lengthy amount of sexual activity without a pap smear.
Dr. Jackson: Okay, Quamilla. If you could just scootch down a little closer that'd be greeeat...oh! Oh my!

Quamilla: Doc, is they a prob all up in ma bumpin' tent?

Dr. Jackson: Oh no, everything is fine, Quamilla. Nurse Betty can you go get a rake, this one's going to need a Pap Scraping.
by Stephen Cummings June 05, 2006
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