Procrasturbation

Using masturbation as a way of procreation

Procr-eation
m-asturbation

"What are you doing?!"
"Calm down! Its just procrasturbation."

by Kranken July 29, 2012

procrasturbate

Procrastinating by masturbation.

I should really finish that report for work, but I think I'll just watch some porn and procrasturbate a bit longer.

by zaea January 22, 2013

procrasturbate

Putting off a task in order to masturbate

I don't want to do my math homework, so I am going to procrasturbate.

by CrayCrayJ March 21, 2023

Procrasturbation

Maximising the enjoyment of putting things off, hopefully forever.

Sharon: “Are you ever gonna get around to actually bathing, you rancid soap dodger?”
Craig: “will you please stop clattering on Sharon? I’m busy doing procrasturbation, and you’re kinda killing the mood”

by Flapulicious September 1, 2021

Procrasturbating

The act of procrastinating while masturbating

"Oh man, I had no idea what is should do so I ended up procrasturbating."

by TheRealCptnWonton June 3, 2018

procrasturbation

Masturbation as a form of procrastination

Kevin: I could start my final paper that's due tomorrow... or I could go wack-off first... procrasturbation FTW!

or

J: Wow Alex! I can't believe you've really jacked off three times today already! Don't you have a giant project due for government tomorrow?
Alex: yeah, I'm a master of procrasturbation.

by Jjjjjjjjjjjjjkkkkkkkkkkk April 21, 2010

Procrasturbation

The act of becoming bored while revising dull content for an impending exam, giving up, and just having a wank.
This phenomenon may occur multiple times in one given revision day. Doesn't apply to females, except American females.

Tim; "Phill, hows the revision going? You'v been in your room ages"
Phill; "Not well, just been procrasturbating really"
Tim; "yeah me too, my desk is a mess"

Procrasturbation.

by Kacius Clay January 15, 2011