Testing Positive

Quick and veiled way of telling another you are under the influence of an illegal substance.

Testing positive.

by cravinbob September 3, 2010

John-positive

characterized by or displaying around 70 percent certainty.

Person 1: Looks like there's some traffic up ahead. Are you sure we'll make it in time?
Person 2: Pssh! I'm John-positive we will.

by Rupert Shackleton Jr. Sr. October 26, 2019

Net positive

Viv for "pretty good"

That sex with Graham was net positive

by Bateman69262 July 9, 2022

fit positive

Someone who rejects “body positivity” and loves their body enough to discipline it into working out and eating somewhat healthy

“I’ve been trying to workout and eat healthy, i’m trying to be fit positive”

by Carrie2.0 May 30, 2021

Pussy Positive

How gay men think that straight men describe a state of positivity related to gettin the pussy.

Rob and Terry, cheer up - try to stay pussy positive and you'll see all sorts of opportunities open up before you, none of which will be laborious!

by ClitServices April 1, 2022

D-positive

I began using "d-pos" over ten years ago, but recently I have recognized its growing popularity as a mainstream insult. In the past it was only something to be used with my closest friends. However, I'm beginning to hear other people use it, so I'm proud to officially introduce "D-positive" to the Urban Dictionary...

"D-positive" (also known as "d-pos") is growing in popularity throughout the DC-metropolitan area. It is a nickname based upon the acronym of a very commonplace insult: "dumb piece of sh*t".

If for whatever reason, you need to keep the language clean (like you're at grandma's house), calling someone "d-positve" is the safe/clean alternative to the potentially more offensive "dumb piece of sh*t"...


(D-positive = D.P.O.S. = Dumb Piece Of Sh*t)

Dorm Room Etiquette:
"Who's the d-pos that puked in the hallway last night?"

Holidays With The Family:
"Dad are you D-positive?"

Dorm Room Etiquette Continued:
"Which one of you depo’s took my toothbrush?"

by Alan King September 2, 2004

SEX POSITIVE

An approach to sex and human sexuality that embraces the full benefits of sexual interraction as healthy and uplifting, based upon the premise that sexual expression is good and healthy and that societal repression or control of the individual's sex-drive is bad and unhealthy.

Sex Positive people advocate comprehensive sex education, because even in a free-sex utopia one must still be wary of sexually-transmitted diseases and unwanted pregnancies.

by Spillage71 February 19, 2015