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when i saw porter at a party i thought i saw, alex green
by jahahahahyshehz9999 May 7, 2019
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Fred Porter

Fred Porter is a large African-American male currently residing in Converse, Texas. Although he can bench press like 4 times the weight of an average adult woman and appears intimidating to the untrained eye, he is in fact sensitive and has many fears including scary bugs and making food choices when there is a limited amount of time to make them. Contrary to his main beliefs, he in fact does NOT make more money than his girlfriend (aka master) Madison AND his dog is LESS cool than hers.
Madison: "Rub my feet"

Fred Porter: "Yes, master"

I love you :)
by Madison is tha boss September 1, 2010
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Porter

An amazing kind generous guy that I may have a crush on
Damn you like porter? He doesnt like u clown
by Slucqie October 24, 2019
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porter gasting

The act of leaving something in the same place without thinking twice about moving it or doing something about it.
Why does she leave those christmas stickers up after christmas, but puts away everything else? Looks like she has a small habit of porter gasting.
by themanme December 17, 2013
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Porter-Gaud School

A prestigious prep school in Charleston, SC with exceptionally attractive males who beer and alcohol all the time and are very sexy. They sex a lot of females at them functions. Porter Gaud function are hella lit no cap no kizzy. Pull up
Yo I just totally beered and then sexed a girl because I go to Porter-Gaud School.
by CumOnGuys September 9, 2021
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Wyatt Porter Nicks

Big and Sexy, and might just start on varsity.
That dude is a wyatt porter nicks. Oh, he starts on varisty? HE IS A WYATT PORTER NICKS!!!
by Educated Coleslaw March 6, 2023
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