shovel poor

When you can't afford a snowblower and have to manually remove snow with a shovel.

Sue has no crisp clean snowblower driveway and sidewalk lines. She's shovel poor...

by Los_A January 15, 2018

Poor Romneys

A pair of flip flops made from old plastic bottles.

Hobo bob couldn't afford shoes so grabbed some old plastic soda bottles and made himself a pair of Poor Romneys.

by RReagan August 8, 2012

poor as the hills

Extremely poor. Usually jobless, without resources and in some cases, homeless. Usually used to describe white trash rednecks and hillbillies.

"They know they can't afford that! They're about as poor as the hills!"

by StreetSmawts November 28, 2016

Ew Poor

A joking way to make fun of your friends.

You have level 1 armor, Ew poor

by IdkboiX September 30, 2020

Filthy poor

The first definition ever. So fucking poor you eat your own teeth for food. This is 2021. To be honest it's worse than poverty and my heart goes out to you if you identify with being raised with this standard of living. In America, we need better ways to raise our people strong!

You're so filthy poor I'd give you my food from my lunchbox, because I don't need it!

by Thorshammer2021 September 1, 2021

Street poor

Homeless person who chills in town center. They all have the same dog. Often seen in garments such as Cav Coats and slappy wristbands. Secretly love Sepultura...

Whoah, look at the street poor, bet he loves Chaos A.D.

by Sepulfuckintura August 25, 2008

Dirt Poor

You

You are dirt poor

by UnicornSaures March 7, 2022