Sham Pooh

Odorless feces. Preferred by some who enjoy defecation as a component of the sexual experience, but are offended by what some may consider the unfavorable stench of fecal matter.

Nathan was meticulous with his diet so as to leave only sham pooh on his partner after "sex".

by Truckdriver April 16, 2009

Emergency Pooh

You know when you go to a restaurant and you eat a shed load of food, and you feel like you've eaten too much. You sit there with a bloated stomach and feel really uncomfortable.

There is a hidden body function that few people know about which is ideal for dealing with this; called the "Emergency Pooh".

This is a switch in the body which is triggered once too much food has been consumed, which basically actions an emergency pooh (a quickfire pooh to get rid of the waste which has been taken on board).

Mark: Oh man I've eaten way too much, my gut is going to explode
Mike: Don't worry mate, just action an Emergency Pooh!

by MikeL1983 December 21, 2006

Panda Pooh

Panda Pooh Panda Pooh is the act of going pooh after eating panda express. Panda Pooh is ussually sudden and happens within a few hours after consuming Panda Express. Panda Pooh only happens after eating Panda Express. If one did not eat Panda it is not a Panda Pooh. It also does not classify as a Panda Pooh if Panda express was consumed over eight hours ago.

I was at work and suddenly i had to Panda Pooh.

I feel sick since i ate Panda Express I need to Panda Pooh.

I just took a Panda Pooh so dont go in that bathroom

by chad the legend July 21, 2007

PeriodT Pooh

Gassing a friend up or ending a sentence

1 . *swipes up on picture * periodt Pooh 🤩

by Leah121 June 1, 2019

Winnie The Pooh Style

When a person walks around wearing a shirt and no pants. Like Winnie The Pooh.

"That guy is so drunk he wasn't even successful getting naked! He took his pants and his underwear off but forgot to take his shirt off!"

"He's not unsuccessful, he still has the conscience to go Winnie The Pooh Style."

by Kurakotkadyot February 9, 2010

Periodt Pooh

Some stupid shit a dumb bitch made up

Bitch don’t play “periodt Pooh”

by Meheleidmenje June 5, 2019

Winnie The Pooh

Walking around the house half naked.
Top no bottoms i.e, just a t-shirt.
Doing the Winnie The Pooh.
Also see Donald Duck.

"Went round to Dave's yesterday and he answered to door half naked"

"Half naked "?

"Yeah he was wearing a t-shirt but no bottoms"

"Ah, doing the Winnie The Pooh

by Nordic Badger April 17, 2014