Novel plop

Going into a library, taking a deuce in a novel, smushing it closed and returning it back to the shelf.

Man I just took a novel plop, stay away from the fantasy section!

by Mysterious dumper October 8, 2017

Floor plop

Taking a massive crap next to a toilet just because you can. Other variations include urinal plopping, sink plopping, upper back plopping and afro plopping.

"Holy Shit! Someone floor plopped in this stall."
or
"I feel mischievous. I think I will floor plop in a port-a-potty."

by RonnieDel September 22, 2007

drop a plop

verb: To take a dump; To emit faeces from one's anus; To devastate a toilet with your mighty bowels.

See shit, dump, crap, drop the bomb

1. Where is the toilet, I need to go drop a plop.
2. Where is the urinal, I need to go drop a plop (see urinal-poop)

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 20, 2003

rawt and plop

also, the rawt and plop.

rawt covers the grunting sounds made while trying to relieve constipation, and plop refers to the satisfying sound of excrements falling into the water below.

dude i really have to go rawt and plop, but ill text you later.

by mtcake July 18, 2010

Rub-n-plop

For use on difficult or reluctant turds that hesitate to come out, but whose presence can be felt in the lower abdomen. One can rub their guts, pressing inwards working the deuce downward until the immediate urge to shit hits.

Got something wicked left over from those tacos last night that just won't leave, should probably try a lil rub-n-plop

by CholulaJew December 10, 2013

Cough-n-plop

The act of releasing a loud cough to cover up the fact that you dropped a big one on the toilet

Guy 1: "dude, I was sitting in the stall yesterday at the big game, when I heard another dude rip a major cough-n-plop" "too bad you couldn't come to the game, you would of loved the sound of it!"
Guy 2: " Dude." I was in that stall. "
Guy 2:

by Jules7 September 14, 2015

Shoddy Plop

The disappointing act of feeling like you need a really good dump but only being able to produce small pebble like turds.

It felt like I was going to drop the whole family off at the pool but instead I ended up having a shoddy plop

by monkeyhutch July 8, 2010