Porky Pies

Noun. porky pie (plural porky pies) (Cockney rhyming slang, chiefly in the plural) Lie (false statement).

Jason: I met Santa-Satan
KASON: NO WAYYYY!!!
BlaySon: no u didn’t he die
Jason: oh
EveryOne: PORKY PIE PORKY PIEs DIE DIE DIE

by Α January 20, 2022

plesbian

a cross between pleb and lesbian - essentially, she is the lesbian equivalent of a basic bitch.

Omg, did you see batoul faraj skeezing on that girl last night? She's such a plesbian!

by cheryltunt March 3, 2014

Pinkie Pies

Named for the large breasted hentai version of Pinkie Pie from My Little Pony Friendship is Magic, it is when you tit fuck a girl with large breasts so much, that her breasts turn pink, can become Pinkie Cream Pies if t guy jizzes on her chest.

Guy 1: Man do I love pinkie pies
Brony: dude, stop clopping to pinkie pie on Derpibooru.
Gy 1: No, not that Pinkie Pies,

by PokemonLover69 January 4, 2015

Hand Pies

To roll up semen and feces for skat edible play.

His hand pies were a work of art in the bedroom.

by marcopollo May 12, 2015

pless

Pless is another way of saying "please" but pronounced ple-ss. People mostly use it to be funny and a easy way to say "please".

Definition of Pless. Son: Mom could you ple-ss grab my backpack?
Mom: What did you say?
Son: It means please?
Mom: Well please say please.

by DatDudDoe March 29, 2016

Plessinger

A fat white kid with a really, REALLY small penis.

You see that Plessinger over there? He's addicted to Gears of War 2.

by LittleBIGguy234 June 19, 2009

Porky Pies

When your mate tells you he was about to play for Man U the other day but he broke his leg.This phrase was glorified in Big shaq new hit single(chicken shop freestyle).Commonly used by white 50 year old teachers when they catch you running in the corridor.

"I couldve signed for Man U the other day but broke my leg its a mad ting"

"Wow such a shame"

"Porky Pies mate you couldn't play ball if your life depended on it"

by BUndaatingsukno January 18, 2021