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platypussery

A place where platypii are kept and fed. Most known due to its funny pronounciation.
Vaughn: "Yo man let's go to the platypussery."

Gaylord: "Dude what the hell man! You're a perv"

Vaughn: "No dude its where they keep platypii. Its analagous to the fish hatchery."

Gaylord: "Oh dude. Rad. Let's go to the platypussery then.
by Vog April 1, 2009
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Platypussy

Dam I finna get some of that moist platypussy
by PlatypussySmasher01 April 27, 2019
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Platypussy

A vagina, with a loose, floppy labia that hangs down like the bill of a Duck-Billed-Platypus.

However, it should be noted that unlike the bill of the Duck-Billed-Platypus, most "platypussys" or "platypussi" for the grammatical sticklers amongst us, do NOT have electoreceptors along the lateral ridge.
-"How was it?"
-"Good until she took her underwear off, total platypussy."
-"Did you find the electroreceptors?"
-"I don't think it had those."
by The Vagina Defina... February 3, 2010
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What does it mean when you see flying platypuses?

1. You're about to die.
2. Your face is very ugly and no one wants to rape you.
3. You're high.
4. You're just stupid.
5. You're just a retard that fuckin has problems.
6. You just sucked a infected dick.
7. You're on your period.
8. You just drank some menstrual juice.
9. You saw a Michael and got high.
10. You just got Harrison'd.
11. Vanessa shoved a dildo up your ass and you enjoyed it like how a bitch enjoys a big fat blowjob.
12. Justin Bieber. 'Nuff said.
13. You read a gay chain letter email and apparently got a seizure.
14. You just saw a hot chick that mind-raped you in the ass.
15. You saw the number 15.
16. Your computer blew up on you and you became so gay that your mom gave you a fingering.

High Guy: Dude, what does it mean when you see flying platypuses?

My ass: A lot of things. Why?

High Guy: Cuz I see flying platypuses.
by Chewbacca the cat June 19, 2011
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platypussy

it is the pussy of a platypus... damn those furries
you: I just fucked some platypussy.

friend: You a furry?
by Autismo the Stupid Human Idiot February 2, 2018
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platapussy

getting laid by a platypus
the act of having sex with a platypus
Dude, I got some sweet platapussy last night at the zoo.
by 69 hunter February 24, 2009
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platypusplug

An absolute demolition of the anus via the use of a heated metal rod with a broad bill on it.
Jenna took the PlatypusPlug last night and didn’t even scream
by T. Man June 11, 2020
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