herbert the pervert

A nice old man who likes to give Popsicles to young boys that he keeps in his cellar.

Herbert the Pervert: Hey young fella. Do you like popsicles?
Idiot Boy: Yes
Herbert: I got a whole freezer full of them down in my cellar. Do you want to come down there with me?
Idiot Boy: Uh no thank you Mr. Herbert (leaves)
Herbert: Get your fat ass back here boy

by Popsicles in the cellar June 6, 2018

herbert the pervert

A man who loves boys *in sexual way*

Dude Herbert offered me some candy this morning and said come on I just wanna lick ya Herbert the pervert means: I WANT YOOUU

by Http/www.UrbanDictionary.com February 24, 2015

perverted non-pervert

People who understand all the perverted jokes, but never tell any. They get the sexual reference, but would never use any (at least they don't admit it).

So-and-so are such perverted non-perverts, they only laugh and never say anything sexy.

by itsomethingwesay January 2, 2010

Bus Pervert

The sort of person whose personality and/or previous actions suggests that they would be likely to masturbate on a bus (or possibly other form of public transport). These people are likely to be sexers

Person #1, "Did you hear that Alex wanked when there were nine other guys asleep in the room?"
Person #2, "Yeah I know, he's a real Bus Pervert."

by JMaxxx August 12, 2008

hardcore word pervert

Someone who can’t get enough reading or writing because they are twisted and can’t stop themselves in the course of their educational addiction.

The addiction had become extreme and drove almost everything she did since she had become an undeniable hardcore word pervert.

by Dr Bunnygirl September 6, 2019

pickle park pervert

A person hanging out in highway rest areas for purpose of sexual pleasures. (Trucker term)

Don't pull off in that rest area there's a cornholin',poopy packin' peter puffin' pickle park pervert, turd burgalar in there.

by byrd77 January 6, 2009

Scent Pervert

1. Someone who enjoys sneaking up on you to sniff your hair, clothing, neck, etc.

2. Someone who sniffs things that the object of their affection has touched against (ex. sheets, handkerchiefs, pillows, blankets, shirts, hats, etc.)

Amu is a scent pervert!

by GaryMF.Oak January 11, 2011