Cornish pasty

A derogatory term used to describe a silly white person.

"You know Aiden? He keeps trying to act black but he ain't."
"That dude is just being a cornish pasty as always."

by ofln_ May 19, 2020

Flying Pasty

The act of a prisoner shitting into a newspaper, folding it up and sending it out of a cell window, to prevent the cell from smelling bad.

Hey Brian, move away from the window, I’ve got a flying pasty to send out!

by Keeno69 November 1, 2022

Dixon dirty pasty

To be wrapped up in a quilt whilst masturbating

She was thumbing herself like crazy in the quilt like a Dixon dirty pasty

by Joker34 February 4, 2019

nasty pasty

a mean person, who possibly wears Dierdre glasses

"get away from me you nasty pasty, you should have gone to spec savers"

by [Higglenobblegog] November 29, 2003

cornish pasty

A move in penis puppetry when the scrotum is stretched out and pulled tight to cover all of your genetalia. Therefore, your cock and balls form the pasty filling and your sack, the delicious pastry casing. Advanced performers of this move can also achieve the 'braided ridge' effect of a real-life cornish pasty.

We were having a show-off, and one thing lead to another: I ended up busting out the cornish pasty.

by MrKoi May 31, 2007

peppered pasty

A vagina that hasnt been broken in.

Jo- 'Claudia are you still a virgin?'

Claudia-' ye i still have a peppered pasty'

by GemmyFizzle October 16, 2006

Half-eaten Pasty

A person who is revolting to look at, as they may have a busted grill for instance, basically this person looks like spew after a big night on the turps, or looks like a vulture has been given several hours to mutilate the face of this hideous beast.

"Geez mate! That bird you picked up looked like a half-eaten pasty"

"That girl last night had a decent body, but the face was a fucken half eaten pasty! I still fucker her though..."

by Dave 25 April 11, 2005