Pastel Goth

Pastel goth, sometimes referred to as soft grunge or nu goth, is a new trend where girls (usually on Tumblr) will dye their hair pastel colours, wear clothes promoting satanic sub culture (666, inverted crosses, etc) they also wear creepers and jc litas. Often looked down upon by Nirvana fans because of using the term grunge to describe themselves

Girl on tumblr: ☯follow my blog for pastel goth and grunge☯
bitchy Nirvana fan: uhggg thats not grunge omfg youre a dumbass blahhhhh

by catsarecoolokay December 17, 2012

Pastel

Referring to the texture of skid marks left in the toilet bowl after taking a large, sticky dump of high viscosity - similar to the “oily” or sometimes “gummy” texture left on an art canvas when drawing with crayon-like pastel art sticks.

“Nicole! You left you’re pastels in the toilet again... you need to remember to flush more than once!! Why don’t you eat some spinach or something!”

by Rusty Violin 🎻 January 4, 2021

Cooter Paste

Any non-solid substance that originates from a vagina. Color and viscosity level will vary. Will waft a pungent odor. The nature of this waft will vary in smell and reaction to the odor is subjective. Visibility of the paste will also vary.

Not urine. "No way dude! I don't need no fuckin' Cooter Paste on my Rhinoceros Dick Rod. . .shit!"

by Huseyin Ursel November 6, 2005

Panty Paste

The physical reaction of the schnock when aroused, causing a natural lubricant, and residue, or paste, left on the panties, if worn.

John Basedow, destroyer of panties since 1972, causing mad panty paste everywhere.

by Layla__ December 19, 2006

Parted

When you fart and poop at the same time; same as sharting, but PG rated and more relevant due to "parting" your cheeks with more than just gas.

I tried to relieve bloating pressure by farting and parted instead, so I ran red-faced and clenching my butt cheeks all the way to the bathroom while my blind date raced for the exit.

by new2UD December 18, 2011

anus paste

actual shit used for glue when stranded on an island;
actual shit used as a substitute for glue when one is lazy

Yo mike, get that rat out of your ass and pass me some anus paste; i'm finishing my mothersday card but i ran out of glue.

person 1: Yo Fred why u got that paintbrush wedged up your ass?
person 2:Uh i'm outa glue and i'm getting some anus paste shitlips!
Person 1:Ohh i'm sorry don't tell the guys at school i didn't know?
Person 2: Only if you eat my anus paste.
PErson 1: fine

by Sethy247 August 9, 2007

prune paste

To totally destroy something or somebody.

Man, did you see that semi truck prune paste that squirrel.

by Max L. May 16, 2007