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When you fart and poop at the same time; same as sharting, but PG rated and more relevant due to "parting" your cheeks with more than just gas.
I tried to relieve bloating pressure by farting and parted instead, so I ran red-faced and clenching my butt cheeks all the way to the bathroom while my blind date raced for the exit.
by new2UD December 17, 2011
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When you get drunk then puke and fart at the same time.
I was huging the toilet and parted over and over.
by Jon Morgan March 27, 2007
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When a female is in a state of arousal and the lips of her vaginal are swollen and spread apart.
After oral sex as foreplay she was parted and ready for intercourse.
by Boydman January 21, 2007
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