Parted 

When you fart and poop at the same time; same as sharting, but PG rated and more relevant due to "parting" your cheeks with more than just gas.

I tried to relieve bloating pressure by farting and parted instead, so I ran red-faced and clenching my butt cheeks all the way to the bathroom while my blind date raced for the exit.

Parted by new2UD December 18, 2011

parted 

When you get drunk then puke and fart at the same time.

I was huging the toilet and parted over and over.

parted by Jon Morgan April 2, 2007

parted 

When a female is in a state of arousal and the lips of her vaginal are swollen and spread apart.

After oral sex as foreplay she was parted and ready for intercourse.

parted by Boydman January 24, 2007

Parted

When a woman farts out of their vagina

"Hey dude, did you hear that?"

"Yeah it was my girlfriend, she parted"

Parted by MrAshFazbear May 4, 2026

parted driveway 

When a girl has only a patch of hair down the middle of her vagina.

Her parted driveway was quite interesting, and fun to play with. I got very horny when it got stuck in my teeth(;

parted driveway by hoe billy yo April 28, 2011

starty parted 

preferable to saying party started, as it conveys much more intensity and emotion;
also when using, it must roll off the tongue effortlessly without thinking

Let's get the starty parted!

starty parted by map_masta_J March 31, 2005

baby face with the parted hair 

Term of endearment used by the sea of admirers for a very handsome narcissistic paramedic. He has great skill in his craft, but this is overshadowed by his knee weakening good looks. Not to mention that amazing hair

Baby face with the parted hair starts all the ivs in the ER

baby face with the parted hair by Bordem queen May 26, 2016