Parted

When you fart and poop at the same time; same as sharting, but PG rated and more relevant due to "parting" your cheeks with more than just gas.

I tried to relieve bloating pressure by farting and parted instead, so I ran red-faced and clenching my butt cheeks all the way to the bathroom while my blind date raced for the exit.

by new2UD December 18, 2011

parted

When you get drunk then puke and fart at the same time.

I was huging the toilet and parted over and over.

by Jon Morgan April 2, 2007

parted

When a female is in a state of arousal and the lips of her vaginal are swollen and spread apart.

After oral sex as foreplay she was parted and ready for intercourse.

by Boydman January 24, 2007

parted driveway

When a girl has only a patch of hair down the middle of her vagina.

Her parted driveway was quite interesting, and fun to play with. I got very horny when it got stuck in my teeth(;

by hoe billy yo April 28, 2011

starty parted

preferable to saying party started, as it conveys much more intensity and emotion;
also when using, it must roll off the tongue effortlessly without thinking

Let's get the starty parted!

by map_masta_J March 31, 2005

baby face with the parted hair

Term of endearment used by the sea of admirers for a very handsome narcissistic paramedic. He has great skill in his craft, but this is overshadowed by his knee weakening good looks. Not to mention that amazing hair

Baby face with the parted hair starts all the ivs in the ER

by Bordem queen May 26, 2016

Third partied

When in a FPS, you are fighting a team, and another team joins in on the fighting.

We got third partied and died after we killed that squad.

by SomeIdiotXL April 10, 2020