When you fart and poop at the same time; same as sharting, but PG rated and more relevant due to "parting" your cheeks with more than just gas.
I tried to relieve bloating pressure by farting and parted instead, so I ran red-faced and clenching my butt cheeks all the way to the bathroom while my blind date raced for the exit.
by new2UD December 17, 2011
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by Jon Morgan March 27, 2007
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by Boydman January 21, 2007
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