Oneism

New belief system - Est: October 2008 - All religions referenced, also taking science into account as one - Tree of Life is the Creation - Historical proof listed at oneism.org - Love replaces worship - witnesses of The Tree of Life testimony as introduced by Wayne Herschel.

Oneism, A belief system based on 18 years research and new witnesses coming forward - october 2008

by Senenmut January 17, 2009

brittany oneill

a porn star with huge tits

did you just see brittany oneill bang out two donkeys?

by CRAIG HRABEL January 26, 2010

onedirectionsexual

stop with these fake ass sexualities it's not a funny joke, it's just blatantly homophobic. just like dreamsexual, dracosexual and whatever else this generation comes up with

Person 1: I'm only attracted to One Direction, I think I'm onedirectionsexual
Person 2: bitch die, you homophobe *gives a life lesson*

by ella..tomlinson August 31, 2021

FFFFuzzie onezie

When you can't curse because you're in school, moms visiting, thin walls and you're fucking,you're a youtuber with a young audience, etc . Whatever reason you have not to scream "FUCK" and you already start off the "FFFF" so instead you scream "FFFFuzzie onezie"

Mom: It was so nice visiting you, Gianna.
Gianna: *drops plate on foot* OH FFFFuzzie onezie!!!!!!

by Fangirl Tralalalala May 25, 2016

Under-Onesie

The formation that occurs when a guy tucks his undershirt into his underwear.

Nat, when you bend over, I can see your Under-Onesie. I guess your torso never gets cold.

by Ballsackreligious October 27, 2016

Onesie

A self rolled spliff that is the size of a rollie cigarette, using one regular sized rolling paper/skin.

Dave: Is there any weed left?
John: Nah man, not even enough for a onesie.
Dave: :(

by Kempernol January 14, 2008

Oneing the two

Attempting to remove stuck poop from a toilet with a well aimed high pressure stream of pee.

Are you Oneing the two in there?

Well, it's not like I have choice. You threw out the brush.

It was gross

by Al Benedict October 7, 2010