Afrikaans word for a very unattractive person, neigh a down-right ugly looking human being.Mostly used in context of describing unattractive women.
Wow, that girl is an "oertel"! I used to date a "oertel" Afrikaans - Daai girl is 'n flippen "Oertel" man! Sis!
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Get the Oertel mug.1. (astronomy) The second-largest satellite of Uranus, discovered in 1787 by William Herschel.
2. (mythology) In European literature, the name of the king of the fairies, as in Shakespeare's A Midsummer Night's Dream and Wieland's Oberon.
3. (urban vernacular) An pompous, violin weilding bearded male busker- usually between the ages of 28-35. Noted to speak in a scoff manner, know to laugh arrogantly at his own jokes. May brag repetitively about his apparent violin playing/carving skills.
Remains the king of the fairies, AND the second-largest satellite of your anus.
2. (mythology) In European literature, the name of the king of the fairies, as in Shakespeare's A Midsummer Night's Dream and Wieland's Oberon.
3. (urban vernacular) An pompous, violin weilding bearded male busker- usually between the ages of 28-35. Noted to speak in a scoff manner, know to laugh arrogantly at his own jokes. May brag repetitively about his apparent violin playing/carving skills.
Remains the king of the fairies, AND the second-largest satellite of your anus.
Typical Oberon sayings:
"How do you know you're at a gay BBQ?
-cause all the sausages taste like shit"
(scoff laugh from within beard)
"A woman once asked me to play Paganini and i replied; maybe after about 8 hours of warming up (scoff laugh) but I'll give it a go.."
"But the violin has a bigger range than the guitar!"
"But the beard is part of my face"
"How do you know you're at a gay BBQ?
-cause all the sausages taste like shit"
(scoff laugh from within beard)
"A woman once asked me to play Paganini and i replied; maybe after about 8 hours of warming up (scoff laugh) but I'll give it a go.."
"But the violin has a bigger range than the guitar!"
"But the beard is part of my face"
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Once time I went to Oberweis, and I saw two girls in their underwear kissing eachother, but the ice cream was very good.
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