A male in the gay community who will, under any circumstance, make attempts to attain a top and ruthlessly win over his affection.
male 1:"oooh, gurl, Ms Maddy must be in the market for a brand new beaux, she's been looking hella meloncollie lately..."
fag hag 4:"oh, honey, once a "topportunist" has used available resources it must seek out new prey.the "topportunist" is always at work.
fag hag 4:"oh, honey, once a "topportunist" has used available resources it must seek out new prey.the "topportunist" is always at work.
by sonofavgvst February 26, 2019
Get the Topportunist mug.An opportunistic asshole. Seizes every opportunity to self-promote and kiss ass at the expense of others. A common occurrence on social media posts, yet also can occur in-person.
Example #1 (Social Media): Realtor posts negative comment in a Facebook Real Estate Group Page about how frustrated they are that Mortgage Lender #1 didn't answer their phone when Realtor called late night with a business question. OpportunASS Mortgage Lender #2 comments on the FB Post "you should switch Lenders...here's MY number...I will ALWAYS answer the phone when you call."
Example #2: (In-Person). Husband & Wife argue loudly at restaurant. Husband temporary leaves the table to use restroom. OpportunASS dude scurries over to the table and tells the guy's Wife "if I were your husband, I would NEVER speak to you that way...here's my number, call me"
Example #2: (In-Person). Husband & Wife argue loudly at restaurant. Husband temporary leaves the table to use restroom. OpportunASS dude scurries over to the table and tells the guy's Wife "if I were your husband, I would NEVER speak to you that way...here's my number, call me"
by treymendo August 22, 2021
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by ovsooner May 25, 2022
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(To my dog) “We have a long car ride ahead of us, these bushes are your last opportunipee for a while, buddy.”
(To my dog) “We have a long car ride ahead of us, these bushes are your last opportunipee for a while, buddy.”
by Ryan Green February 28, 2023
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by Jitfromcle March 27, 2023
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This is a good opportunipee before we leave the house.
Hey, this is a good opportunipee. Don't make me stop the car in 15 minutes.
This is a good opportunipee before we leave the house.
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