Oriously

Cooler word for extremely. Seriously it sounds cooler.

I am oriously over your bullshit.

by Just get over yourself July 1, 2023

Obvious

I mean, you didn't think of it.

Hym "I wrote a literal instruction manual on creating A.I. and it worked. Word for word, they just did what I said. It passes the turing test. There is no parallel. There is no equivalent. I mean, Elon is retarded but, yeah, no I am a genius. If I had told you I wrote an instruction manual on creating A.I. you would have said it was bullshit... And know you're trying to undermine me by trivializing because you can't reconcile with the fact that. Not all that obvious. And before YOU would even be able to think about A.I. YOU would need an ✌️✊️✌️expert✌️✊️✌️ to give you WRONG information and then you STILL wouldn't create A.I. Cuz you're not as smart as I am. There's some cognitive dissonance going on there and it looks like this. 'This guy said X. Smart people don't say X. Therefore, this guy isn't smarter than me. But wait! He created A.I. BZZZZZZZRRRPPPT!' And the your retard mind shorts out cuz it can't handle my mind-brain."

by Hym Iam August 7, 2024

obviousologist

A person that points out the obvious way too much it becomes mildly annoying

You're quite the obviousologist aren't ya?

by The Wq May 19, 2024

obviouser

When Mr gutic can’t find the real word for more obvious

Be more obviouser!

by Monkeytyper February 15, 2024

obviouser

When Mr gutic can’t find the word for more obvious

Be more obviouser

by Monkeytyper February 15, 2024

Captain Obvious

when a person states something that is apparent, or restates something that has already been said

(after your girlfriend slashes your tires)...
Person A: FML....every tire is flat
Person B: Brah...your girl is really pissed!!
Person B: No shit!...thanks Captain Obvious

by NYGaluv4eva May 11, 2015

Captain Obvious

A mocking reference to someone who unnecessarily states facts that are obvious or otherwise already known. It is intended as a spurious comparison of the individual to a superhero (e.g. Captain America) treating the individual's grasp of the obvious as though it were something impressive rather than common and ordinary.

Bob: Don't eat too much or you will make yourself sick.
Alice: Thanks, Captain Obvious.

by MC in TX May 11, 2015