Neckie

Australian slang for cutting off an emu's head and repetitively sticking your penis in the wind pipe until ejaculation.

Hey Baz you know that emu down the road. Just gave the cunt a neckie

by Midgetfister7053 December 1, 2014

neckin wiener

To deep throat a cock.

John had no lute so he decided to neck some wiener to make some cash.

He didn't like his new celly because he was caught in the shower neckin wiener

by cheeky slag October 4, 2009

Portuguese Necktie

Engaging a girl in the 69 position while one partner stands and the other is held upside down by the first partner. The upside down partner should have a strong tan line in the the shape of thong lines as to make the person resemble a tie and the tan lines a collar.

Portuguese Neckties are neckties that are Portuguese.

by Dicks Von Cheese May 20, 2012

Waterford Necktie

Similar to the Cincinnati Bowtie where one deposits a long turd during dismounting towards females feet.

After I finished with the Cincinnati Bowtie I left a six inch Waterford Necktie between her tits!!!

by Hank the Hank Hanky August 20, 2009

Necking

Verb

1. A term used by baby boomers as slang for making out, the term has more recently come to describe penetrating someones traecheotomy and/or other neck hole.

Q: "I saw your truck parked up on lookout point last night...were you necking?"

A: "Yeah and I blew a load right in her stoma."

by billebllunt December 9, 2013

Rusty Necktie

The act of removing one's penis from a woman's anus, promptly inserting it between her breasts and fucking vigorously. Depending on the feces to penis to breast ratio, the necktie may be more, or less apparent given the circumstances.

I gave this chick such a rusty necktie last night the scrap yard has been calling all morning

by Long_Schlong_Silver March 17, 2011

neckstache

(noun)
Hair growing on the neck region. Usually unsightly and disgusting.

Combination of Neck and Moustache

1: DUDE!!!! Karen's mom finally shaved her neckstache!!!!
2: Phew! What a relief!
1: Yeah I thought it was going to take over her entire face after a while...

by Gaaaaaaaaaaabbi November 5, 2005