Nate's Law

This law states: When a woman is getting dick on a regular basis, without the stress of having to work for it (ie married, live-in boyfriend), she will gain weight. When a woman quits getting dick and has to go out or work for it (seperated, busted up, divorced), she then looses weight.

Dang, Julie can't escape Nate's Law, she has put on about 10 pounds since she's moved in with Odie.

by ndawg1025 April 14, 2010

nasty nate

Upon climaxing during sex, you vomit on your partner.

"that guy was so drunk he gave me a nasty nate"

by кристалл March 3, 2007

Natessa

Thus far only known to be used for females. Once called the coolest girl ever. It means one who is always true to herself.

No one can ever stop her from being Natessa

by Scott Callahan May 15, 2008

Nasty Nate

A creature native to Eau Claire, Wisconsin but can often be found anywhere around the upper midwest of the United States. He is hyperactive, mostly nocturnal, and incredibly unpredictable. Other than being found scavenging supplies in bars and liquor stores late at night, it is quite rare to see him outside of his den.

Although most think him a myth told to scare children straight, every liquor store cashier in the area swears they've actually seen Nasty Nate in person.

by Man, myth, and legend April 15, 2020

nate dogg

A popular producer/singer that rappers call up to create bland but catchy music beds to throw thier raps over.

by whodat? April 16, 2003

Happy Nate

when you donkey punch a girl, knocking her out, then shave her head while quickly ejaculating onto her bald dome, then use the semen to glue the hair back on before she regains consciousness.

Dude, i straight up gave that bitch a Happy Nate last night.

by China, Vag, Peppermint Patty December 26, 2007

Nate Ravitz

Deputy Editor for espn.com and co-host of the award winning Fantasy Focus podcast. The Say Nay Kid is most likely to be found with Matthew Beery and Pod Vader discussing fantasy sports.

Nate Ravitz was just shot off his high horse by being factually incorrect about the Blue Jays closer situation.

Nate Ravitz's name comes before Matthew Beery's name in the Fantasy Focus theme song by International Recording superstar Eric Hutchinson.

by FantasyFocuser May 12, 2010