Nutsock

A nutsock is a sock in which you repeatedly masturbate into, until it is all crusty and rock like and continue to throw it at the bitch that has driven you to crust up the sock to that degree, knocking her out.

Girl: "Eww why the hell is this sock rock hard and crusty"
Guy:" It's a nutsock, I need it cause you're a fat ass bitch and that sock lets me nut inside it"

by Falcon691 May 21, 2013

The Nutshack

A Filipino-American cartoon show created in 2007 to air on Myx TV. The show has become increasingly popular due to it becoming an internet meme. It is known for its very poor quality and repetitive theme song. It has become quite popular to edit the theme song so that every time the word "Nutshack" is sung, something funny or cancerous happens to the video, however people are expanding among that type of Nutshack meme and are becoming very creative.

Guy 1: Hey, have you seen my new video?
Guy 2: Yes, and I'm really tired of all of The Nutshack memes.

by DatGTA5Addict October 1, 2016

thanos nutsak

When your ball sak is purple and it looks like a soggy grape.

u look like thanos nutsak

by the yellow infinity stone dude January 8, 2019

Nutsacked

When a man receives a considerable amount of damage to his balls.

"god, did u see the way he landed on his balls? He totally just got nutsacked."

by freethroepr January 1, 2014

nutsackery

nutsack-related funny business

Tom: Hello, Jake
Jake: Oh... hey, Tom. What's up?
Tom: If I didn't know better, I'd say there's some nutsackery going on in here.

by Craigers McCraigers October 9, 2008

nutsacian

someone who is really into nutsacs especially people named sydney

goddamit why do you have to be so nutsacian

by jamesm69 October 7, 2013

nutsacking

When one lightly coats his nutsack with vasoline and stamps somebody's vehicle windsheild or house windows (any glass object) with their nutsack leaving a clear image of ones nutprint on glass.

"Hey, you niggers want to go nutsacking tonight?"

"I just nutsacked Dan's glass of water.."

"Dude, which one of you sons of bitches nutsacked my windsheild last night?"

by PermNasty June 14, 2009