Nacho Yakking

The act of taking nacho cheese and applying it as lube as you pleasure yourself.

Yo, yesterday my mom caught me nacho yakking!

by The Man With a Plan and a Can January 12, 2018

nachopussy

A pussy that does not belong to you.

Hey man!!! put that back thats nachopussy.

by Robert Van Winkle April 5, 2004

nacho fever

The urge to go balls deep in a steamy hot Mexican lawnmower

So I was at Walmart and man lemme tell ya, the guy at the register gave me some nacho fever!!

by Fluffy_tiger97 August 9, 2017

Ultimate Nacho

The best nacho in a nacho platter. The nacho with the greatest variety and amount of ingredients on it. Completely covered in cheese with just the right amount of black beans, sour cream, guacamole, and chicken or steak. There is only one perfect nacho in every nacho platter.

A nacho platter's quality shrinks or grows by the amount of nachos similar to its Ultimate Nacho. Some platters contain very many uncovered chips but will still contain a worthwhile Ultimate Nacho.

Whoa! Look at all that cheese, guac, and bean! This is the Ultimate Nacho.

There can be only one Ultimate Nacho.

by Ed R May 29, 2010

soft nacho

A Mexican with erectile dysfunction

CJ is such a soft nacho

by CrimsonLynx May 26, 2016

nacho nucleus

A nacho chip that holds the whole plate of chips together by interconnecting melted cheese... The nacho neclues is often found in the middle of the plate and when removed lifts every other chip up with it...

Mate.... I can't belive you just tried to pick up the nacho nucleus!

by Millwall George February 29, 2008

Nacho Rule

the Nacho Rule is applied when 2 or more chips are stuck together... it is counted as one chip/nacho.

"those 2 chips are stuck together!!"
"yes, but the Nacho Rule states that it's only one nacho."

by madam-awesomeness January 2, 2012