Mon Cello Morte

Simply translated as "My cello of death", Mon Cello Morte refers to an anal gas leak characterised by a long, deep resonation with a slight rising pitch and garnished with a violent odour. The term initially derives from the uncanny resemblence to the sound of a cello being played slowly and with a single, deep note see Mon Cello. "Mon Cello Morte", however, may only be applied to a gas leak as described above, coupled with an extraordinary smell that invokes the involuntary reaction of vomiting.

"Oh My God! What was that noise?"
"That, my friend was Mon Cello."
"Urgh"
Friend vomits
"Sorry - that, my friend, was Mon Cello Morte"
"Somebody light a match!"

by Thandroo October 5, 2011

Munted

A technical term describing the state of Christchurch sewer system after February 2011 Earthquake.

"Our main sewer truck is seriously munted," Mayor Bob Parker told TVNZ. "I believe that is the technical term."

by Adulcia March 15, 2011

munter

Very very ugly person, the next step up from being a minger, who is just ugly.

by Lali_babe June 6, 2003

Morten Harket

Morten Harket is an old sexy man that every women desires.

MORTEN HARKET MAKES ME SO HORNY

by Righttttu February 17, 2019

munter

1. one who is unbearably ugly
2. to get extremely drunk (get muntered)

josh - have you seen that charlotte girl?
jess- yeah shes a right munter"
josh- yo jess fancy getting muntered friday night?
jess- yeah that would be nice

by FJetch February 17, 2009

Munter-gatherer

A pejorative term for a person who is a Munter and also believes that hunter-gatherer societies were the optimum arrangement for humans. These individuals are usually part of the 'anarcho-primitivist' subculture. They often live on 'protest sites' opposing developments that they believe to be harmful to the environment. They advocate the end of civilisation, and reject science and technology. See also Muntered.

1. Dave is a munter-gatherer.

by Alex Cabb December 3, 2010

Munted

An item that no longer works; is without use.

My CD player is totalled munted - i'll have to get it fixed.

by cazzhendrix June 12, 2003