by Joey Ligats February 28, 2009
Get the mulestache mug.Whilst going down on a lady, she suddenly and unexpectedly, latches her legs around your body and proceeds to barrel roll you, suffocating you. If this lady happens to be larger she is referred to as a "Bull gator".
This event typically happens in a swampy environment similar to Gainesville Florida, and is frequently performed outdoors.
This event typically happens in a swampy environment similar to Gainesville Florida, and is frequently performed outdoors.
Jimmy: "See that hottie I brought home last night?"
Doug: " Ya, more like a bull gator?!"
Jimmy: "She gave me an alligator mustache, and I blacked out."
Doug: "That's worse than a four locos!"
Doug: " Ya, more like a bull gator?!"
Jimmy: "She gave me an alligator mustache, and I blacked out."
Doug: "That's worse than a four locos!"
by Chamel November 4, 2010
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by DownTheLineTennis March 26, 2009
Get the mustached belly bump mug.The act of snorkeling, with a mustache.
A watertight seal is unattainable, but it can be possible with an adequate application of lubricant.
Similar to muff diving, but the man is the one with the hair...
A watertight seal is unattainable, but it can be possible with an adequate application of lubricant.
Similar to muff diving, but the man is the one with the hair...
by Twattie April 22, 2009
Get the mustache snorkeling mug.Stalin was quite the mustacheer back in his days.
I'd totally go out with her hadn't she been such a mustacheer
I'd totally go out with her hadn't she been such a mustacheer
by evyatron March 21, 2011
Get the mustacheer mug.A stainless steal flask, with an elegant mustache displayed on the front, towards the mouth piece of the flask, that while taking a swig gives people the illusion you have a mustache.
Typically filled with strong whiskeys or vodkas and is generally used quite frequently throughout a given night until a person is unexpectedly shit face drunk. Usually takes fellow peers and spectators by surprise, seeing you are probably doing things you typically would never do.
Most commonly leads to mustache fights, mustache man, mustache humping, Mustache rag, Mustache water
And lastly in all seriousness, Mustachatory Rape.
Typically filled with strong whiskeys or vodkas and is generally used quite frequently throughout a given night until a person is unexpectedly shit face drunk. Usually takes fellow peers and spectators by surprise, seeing you are probably doing things you typically would never do.
Most commonly leads to mustache fights, mustache man, mustache humping, Mustache rag, Mustache water
And lastly in all seriousness, Mustachatory Rape.
Bill: Woah, did you see your mom over there making out with your sisters boyfriend???
Andrew: Holy shit! She must have been hitting the mustache flask hard!
Bill: That's what i figured. We should snatch that away for ourselves and hope for a mustache fight!
Andrew: : /
Andrew: Holy shit! She must have been hitting the mustache flask hard!
Bill: That's what i figured. We should snatch that away for ourselves and hope for a mustache fight!
Andrew: : /
by Former flasker with experience August 20, 2011
Get the Mustache flask mug.To deride someone for their facial hair choices; an attempt to cause shame in someone for unpopular mustache and/or beard styles.
Often secretly motivated by envy.
Often secretly motivated by envy.
God, what's up with Jason's hideous pornstache pic?
Wow, Eric, you're looking pretty neck beardy there.
My girlfriend was totally mustache shaming me by posting those old photos of me with a soul patch!
Wow, Eric, you're looking pretty neck beardy there.
My girlfriend was totally mustache shaming me by posting those old photos of me with a soul patch!
by Catemonster August 2, 2012
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