murked

A phrase usually said after some one who has been verbaly beat down
It is used by a bistander who witnesses the put down
One who says "murked" after "murking" one, is a cockey bitch and should be shuned

Loser "ouch that hurts"
Carlos "thats what ur momma said last night"
Innocent bistander "Murked"

by Nick Calabro April 13, 2007

Murked

Murked an adjective meaning ugly.

Guy:see that girl
Guy 2: what one?
Guy: the murked one
Guy 2: ewww

by just-an-average-bitch December 14, 2012

munted

to be a thoroughly roasted jelly head;

to have a lack of control over basic physiognomical functions

:"It soon became apparent that Berts´ turbot impressions were chemically assisted and he was disqualified immediately for being completely munted."

by j December 2, 2003

Munkey

(noun) Oral pleasure involving the use of both the tounge,and throat.

"Mike sure gave some nice Munkey last night"

by Jimmy May 4, 2003

munted

Severely damaged or disfunctional. More often applies to an object rather than a person. Basically means ruined. Application to intoxication depends upon who you talk to, to me it does not apply this way. NOT an offensive word.

"I spilled a coke on my laptop and it is fully munted"

by Groote Matt of West Island November 10, 2008

munted

A mess, off your tits, talking cod shit to strangers!

Who is this sweaty stranger hugging me and telling me he loves me he is munted!

by will January 28, 2004

Munted

a bit like cunted but not as offensive

I am as munted as an wet cardboard box

by arsebadger July 3, 2003